Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Eventually, Hoid realized that he had made a terrible mistake. He needed to leave before someone recognized him. He started avoiding all cameras and began to concoct a plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 His plan was to disguise himself as Butt Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Yes, it would work wonderfully. Until he realized that he probably needed to get off world. Some of his bodyguards had been acting suspiciously and Hoid would have his vacation ruined if things went on like this! He knew what he must now do. Edited February 10, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 He would switch himself with Butt Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 This would require much precision and meticulous planning. But he could do it. He was Hoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 He decided to bait Butt using waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 The ghanderflaffles became suspicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 No one gives out free waffles like that. They are too precious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 The ghanderflaffles sent their fiercest assassin, Butterflutter the Eighth to take care of Hoid, unaware of the new president’s abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Butterflutter the Eighth also happened to be allergic to butter. And butterflies. And the number eight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) It was because of these allergies that he was so vicious, as anyone would be if they had to endure constant sinus agony their entire lives. Edited February 11, 2019 by The Technovore *that feel when you notice a typo right after you hit send* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Narrator Ghanderflaffle turned away in shame at the sight of Butterflutter the Eighth as he was, sadly, a disgrace to the ghanderflaffle nation. Butterflutter the Seventh, on the other hand, was one of the most loved citizens in all of the ghanderflaffle nation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 He was widely considered the Ghanderflaffle equivalent of Chasmdi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) When Butterflutter the eight reached Hoid, he was so aggressive that he attacked him without attempting stealth. Quite the battle ensued. Due to the fact that Hoid was caught unaware, he was forced to fight him using only a... Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Perdition Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 A potato... But this was no ordinary potato. This was the most powerful potato in all the Cosmere, past down for generations since the dawn of time. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 it was mashed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 and stomped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) right after someone told it to die. Edited February 11, 2019 by Firerust Forgot to add the essential picture 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 So he pulled of his shoe, to have something else to use as a weapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Could someone make a banner? I don't have the skills to. I mean, @Ark1002 has an Anti-Longest thread, Pro Last Post one! WE MUST RISE UP TO COUNTER HIM AND THE HORRIBLE LAST POSTERS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 They're not horrible. They're just... misguided. We earned this, people! DOWN WITH THE DISSENTERS! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO THE THRONE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 whattheHoid came to back up Hoid in this fight after a long busy Sunday. She quickly whittled some very sharp Invested carrot sticks, a bundle of which Hoid grabbed gratefully. In return, whattheHoid finally figured out what the deal was up with Vax, but was sworn to secrecy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Butterflutter the Seventh soon came to help his sister, armed with a lifetime supply of coconuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Hoid brought down some Invested fermenting rain to ferment the coconuts really fast. Butterflies and his sister got drunk real fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Productions_YT Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 They got so drunk, the butterflies lost their wings and the sister lost her ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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