The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

The destroyer felt a shift in the balance of pulls, and the full force of the creature’s power and soul flowed into him. The power of Unity dragged the destroyer’s soul into the mass of conflicting emotions and thoughts that made up the creature’s consciousness, held together only by the power of the Plotblade and an overwhelming desire for vengeance.

The destroyer slammed his blade into the ground, turning his whole focus to containing the chaos.

Silence, he commanded, projecting order.

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

“It cut away. Can’t have us seeing the result of the battle. That’d ‘spoil the plot’.” Moni yawned, picking up the remote and turning the tv off. “Well, I’m going to bed. If I’m getting dragged into plot again, might as well get a good night’s sleep first.”

"Is it nighttime already?" 655 asked, suprised.

[Sequence Stone Shaman]

Meanwhile, Everyone was casting a spooky mist all around Moni's house. For funsies.

Edited March 23 by Sequence
my fingers are so good at cooperating!

[NerdyAarakocra Dakhor Monk]

Then the Addition Amoebas came running through the yard with their clubs.

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

But the Root Kittens weren't there so they went elsewhere to find them.

[NerdyAarakocra Dakhor Monk]

Along their way, they encountered the Ssssubtraction Sssssssnakes.

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

This might have been their greatest foe yet. Except perhaps the Division Dingos, but that's a story for another time.

[NerdyAarakocra Dakhor Monk]

However, they knew they needed to ally against the Root Kittens.

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

So they ignored all thoughts and attacked the snakes.

[Telrao Cryptic]

The Root Kittens, meanwhile, were planning something even more evil, more convoluted than before!

[Edema Ruh Enefel]

This made them tired, so they decided to take a break and go for a fun ride on the Root Dragon!

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

The Root dragon got attacked while they were riding. Surprisingly, it wasn't Platypus. It was...

[NerdyAarakocra Dakhor Monk]

Perry the Platypus!

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

He had received intel that Doofenshmirtz was planning to harvest the root from the Root Dragon and so he had to bring the Root Dragon out of the line of sight of the Root-extractor-inator. The Root Dragon and Root Kittens didn't know this though.

Edited March 24 by Being of Cacophony

[The Bookwyrm Rambleman]

Bookwyrm studied his new Plotblade.

"I really haven't been that good with plot lately, have I?" he said.

[Being of Cacophony Lord Prelan]

I mean, you haven't been a part of it, but that doesn't mean you haven't been good  

[The Bookwyrm Rambleman]

The Plotblade was interestingly shaped. It was completely forged out of a deep blue metal from the hilt to the blade, though the hilt was darker colored and certainly not sharpened. The blade was fairly long, but not too long, and the hilt was designed to facilitate both one handed and two handed wielding. The blade grew wider as it got closer to the hilt, forming a strange design where it met the crossguard, which curved downwards around the hilt. It was a double edged sword, and felt comfortable in Bookwyrm's hand.

He summoned his Narrationblade in his other hand.

I have my defense, he thought. Maybe I should let Rym carry around the Plotblade...

First, though, some answers.

Bookwyrm set out to find Onyx.

@xinoehp512

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

13 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The Plotblade was interestingly shaped. It was completely forged out of a deep blue metal from the hilt to the blade, though the hilt was darker colored and certainly not sharpened. The blade was fairly long, but not too long, and the hilt was designed to facilitate both one handed and two handed wielding. The blade grew wider as it got closer to the hilt, forming a strange design where it met the crossguard, which curved downwards around the hilt. It was a double edged sword, and felt comfortable in Bookwyrm's hand.

He summoned his Narrationblade in his other hand.

I have my defense, he thought. Maybe I should let Rym carry around the Plotblade...

First, though, some answers.

Bookwyrm set out to find Onyx.

@xinoehp512

No sooner had the thought crossed his mind than the guide flickered into existence before him. Greetings, traveller.

[Telrao Cryptic]

The Root Kitten (who sometimes goes by the name of Rooticus) appeared beside Bookwyrm and licked a paw while staring at the Guide.

[The Bookwyrm Rambleman]

Bookwyrm eyed the kitten briefly. Then turned back to the guide.

"Are you Onyx? Or are you the one who will take me to him?"

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

6 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm eyed the kitten briefly. Then turned back to the guide.

"Are you Onyx? Or are you the one who will take me to him?"

Perhaps neither, answered the guide. For now, I am simply his messenger, his mouthpiece. What is it you desire?

[The Bookwyrm Rambleman]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Perhaps neither, answered the guide. For now, I am simply his messenger, his mouthpiece. What is it you desire?

Bookwyrm held out his Plotblade.

"I'd like to know the name and nature of this Plotblade," he said.

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

On 3/14/2023 at 6:42 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

ah. I see  

The ally pours some root into each cup. "Inspector? Do you want any?"

@xinoehp512

"No thank you. I prefer the board game."

On 3/14/2023 at 6:27 PM, Being of Cacophony said:

"Beyond beings being capable of damaging my physical state? Not really. I also know very few of the benefits, but some I have discovered."

"Oh, don't give me that innocent act!" the ally gushed to it. "You're incredible!!"

"Later in the project, it will be required. Now, not so much- though Onyx cannot be held liable for any injuries you sustain due to said decision."

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm held out his Plotblade.

"I'd like to know the name and nature of this Plotblade," he said.

The guide tilted her head. A moment later, she was replaced by the inspector. He leaned down close to the Plotblade, running his fingers over the deep blue metal. "Hmm..."

@The Bookwyrm is this the one that Rym took from the monster?

Edited March 27 by xinoehp512

[Telrao Cryptic]

The Root Kitten watched the inspector's hand, tail twitching excitedly. Then, she leapt out and nommed on his hand (gently), grabbing it in floofy paws.

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

1 minute ago, Telrao said:

The Root Kitten watched the inspector's hand, tail twitching excitedly. Then, she leapt out and nommed on his hand (gently), grabbing it in floofy paws.

The inspector lifted his hand to his face and inspected the kitten.

[Telrao Cryptic]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The inspector lifted his hand to his face and inspected the kitten.

The kitten blinked innocently and released her grip on his hand, dropping to the ground with a soft thump.