NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Nerdy teleported back to normal TLT, where they started using their Plotblade to make funnel cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 This quickly undermined the funnel cake business, resulting in a thread-wide economic collapse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "What did I say about illusions, that's an easy enough protection to fool, and the Blade of Drama sorta just makes dramatic scars happen even when they shouldn't. It's actually a pretty nice feature. I think that this Plotblade can also do some other stuff. Hey, can't yours bake waffles? I remember reading that somewhere." Platypus ignored him except for the waffles part. "I've yet to try that feature. I bet they'll be really good." Waffles started appearing all over TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 These waffles also caused an economic collapse. "You know, it turns out that being able to summon food out of thin air is kind of unbalanced," said Nerdy in their non-pink voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 "Summoning food is illegal anyway." Everyone said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Unfortunately, Nobody cared about what Everyone had to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Everyone threw a rabid badger at Nobody, just to show that they recognized the fact that Nobody was capitalized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 But no one cared about Nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Which simply encouraged Everyone to attack them even more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 But No One cared about Nobody and came to defend him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 This was much more exciting than the Platypus V.S. Nerdy duel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Everyone easily dispatched No One as well and began to attack them both with waves upon waves of rabid badgers and extra-spiky pine cones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 But Nobody had an army of Tricks to fight back. As everybody knows, Badgers will obey anybody who commands Tricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 The pineapples were sad that the pine-cones had stolen the pine-spotlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 In everyone's opinion (non personified), pine-oranges were way cooler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Pine-melons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 They were just pine-ing for the fjords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 No One slunk off into the shadows, upset at being defeated so easily. Narrators really were just too strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 So No One resolved to become a Narrator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 It didn't work. Narrators need to be able to communicate well, and No One's sword of Plot didn't really allow that sort of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 However, he could still use the Plotblade to read everyone's (both personification modes) mind(s). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 (edited) The previous post was not canon, so Subversion made it so. The Plotblade had a mind of its own. That mind merely happened to be rather focused on power scaling everything it could see, hear, touch, taste, or smell. Not that a sword has the five senses, of course. Edited February 14, 2023 by UnfortunatelyNamed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Swords did tend to develop power complexes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Some scholars believe such tendencies stem from the tradition of giving swords fancy names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 These shadows knew that this was only part of a much bigger truth. This truth was... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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