Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The Other Cloaked Figure's Rootspren!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Noot was SO CLOSE to baking the ultimate cookie. He had prepped the oven, measured the flour, and done all other relevant cookie-making things. Now came the last step. In order for the cookies to become ultimate, Noot was required to sacrifice a Narrator to the Being of Infinite Cookies. After some debate, Noot decided to sacrifice @Ookla the Unknowing. It really wasn't that hard. Cello players were easy to murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Oh my gosh. Seriously. Leave me alone you little demon!" The Cellist was very not pleased. He was actually on very good terms with the Being of Ultimate Cookies and was very mad that Noot now wanted to sacrifice him to his good friend. In anger, the Cellist summoned Butt Venture through a portal he created in the floor. Butt Venture then ate all of the cookies that Noot was making. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The bass playing platypus attacked Noot for threatening a Cellist. Cellists are usually friends with Basses and so Noot was exiled to the quote boxes where wild rick-rolls are known to inhabit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Floofy said: You absolutely do. They're extremely rare, and only pick the most dedicated root drinkers. Thaidakar could probably get one, if he was still alive... I...I accidentally bonded one earlier today... A snobby 1st violinist, most crucial of instruments and yet most hated, entered the room. "Peasants," Rue sniffed. "I don't know why I even came on this quest. I'm leaving." Grabbing some of the cookies, she leaves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Ookla the Untitled said: Unintelligible raised his sword to Szeth's throat. "Alright. Let's prove he's secretly Subversion. Szeth, what's your real name." “Ur mom.” Szeth cackled. “No, seriously, it’s shshshshsh.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said: A snobby 1st violinist, most crucial of instruments and yet most hated, entered the room. "Peasants," Rue sniffed. "I don't know why I even came on this quest. I'm leaving." Grabbing some of the cookies, she leaves. You are not the most crucial. We are playing "Revenge of the Double Bass." That means I am far more important. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Meanwhile, Unintelligible was being chased in circles by the Other cloaked figure’s rootspren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I have a rootspren. It made friends with the Other Cloaked Figure’s rootspren, and we all got horrifically drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The Other Cloaked figure's rootspren is evil. you don't want them to be friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Bookwyrm appeared after a pleasant lunch with Eof's family. His eyes widened. "What's going on here?" he asked. "And where's Rym?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 48 minutes ago, Ookla the platypus said: The Other Cloaked figure's rootspren is evil. you don't want them to be friends. That's exactly why they're friends. "Wassup my Wyrmy friend? Ya wan' some Root? Da' rootspren really know how te have a good party!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "actually, I don't know where Rym is. Hopefully he's fine." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 56 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: Bookwyrm appeared after a pleasant lunch with Eof's family. His eyes widened. "What's going on here?" he asked. "And where's Rym?" Unintelligible ran past Bookwyrm, panicked "I don't know, but this evil rootspren is chasing me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Can someone remind me why I invited Rue? I really don't know why." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Violins sound too squeaky." Everyone said. They looked over at Unintelligible. "Oh cool, a Rootspren. Where'd you find one of those?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "THAT ROOTSPREN IS EVIL!!!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND!!!!!" suddenly everyone realized that the rootspren was probably evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "You didn't capitalize Everyone, so that means everyone except me realizes it." Everyone said triumphantly. They promptly crumpled to the floor, snoring softly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Unintelligible got tired of running in circles, so instead he launched a fireball at tOCF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 i intentionally didn't capitalize everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the platypus said: i intentionally didn't capitalize everyone. indeed, and Everyone used this against your attempt at narration with logic that isnt logical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) fair enough. I wake Everyone up. Then I put out a gemstone and trap the rootspren in it. good job, me. Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The shadows continue to pull strings, weaving an impossible cosmic web 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I turn the strings into ropes and the shadows can't pull them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Rue gets very depressed as she realizes how unwanted she is. As a result, she gets to be more and more of a rootoholic until even the rootspren abandon her to her fate. As of right now, she's knocked out in the middle of a fight scene. If she's woken up, she will be on a hangover, and she will be mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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