NameIess Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Just now, Ookla the Floofy said: The Other Cloaked Figure seemed confused. "Of course! I have built up an immunity against its alcohol, but you should be very very drunk within the next thirty seconds!" Unintelligible looked sick. "Why would you just give people stuff like this?" 1 minute ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: Bookwyrm paused. "I'm not sure why I would have anything to do with choosing Nameless's heir. I must also be behind events; I was unaware that he needed an heir." He looked off into the distance as if searching for what Eof was looking for. "But I will do my best to make sure that whatever conflict arises is resolved swiftly and peacefully. I am a Narrator, yes." Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade as a small pin engraved with his personal signet; a dragon biting it's own tail curled around a book with open pages, over which hovered a flame filled with stars and worlds. "But I don't think that should excuse unnecessary violence." He dismissed the pin and looked at Eof. "But yes, I'm expecting the unexpected. In fact, I think that's the one thing you can be sure about in this reality." "Ah, that's right. You have not yet heard the news." Eof sighed. "And I agree. Unnecessary violence is always regrettable. I'm sure few would disagree." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Ookla the Untitled said: Unintelligible looked sick. "Why would you just give people stuff like this?" "Because it will make you stronger! And drunk, of course!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Just now, Ookla the Floofy said: "Because it will make you stronger! And drunk, of course!" "I-that's-gah!" Unintelligible vanished in a flash of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) "Woah, you killed him!" Everyone exclaimed. "I want to be able to kill people like that! Give me some of that root." Edited December 4, 2022 by Sequence when ur fingers cant type .-. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sequence said: "Woah, you killed him!" Everyone exclaimed. "I want to be able to kill people like that! Give me some of that root." The cloaked figure gasped dramatically. "I did not kill him! The good intelligible Unintelligible simply teleported! Root is made for sharing and enjoyment! Peace and vitality!" He clicked his fingers, and a long suspiciously liquid-ey spear appeared in his hand. "Root is for peace! Do not twist it to your wicked causes!" He paused for a moment. "I will not fight you. Drink of the root, but drink it with the joy of drunkenness in your heart." The spear melted into puddles of root on the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 Unintelligib Apearde bcka in his hose, where he qukcl retreatd to hsi roms to hdie untl the acholol wroe fof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 The Other Cloaked Figure laughed. "You are wrong!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 "I want ROOT!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Ookla the platypus said: "I want ROOT!!!!!" "Woah, woah, chill little platypus. I don't think drinking root is a safe idea for your species..." the Other Cloaked Figure hesitated, then grinned. "But I guess you can have some!" The Other Cloaked Figure dunked a mug in the barrel of root and carefully gave it to the platypus. "Try not to get too drunk." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 "I have never gotten drunk before! I'm probably immune. I can't be poisoned, after all, and drunkenness is kind of like poison." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Ookla the platypus said: do you wanna be an ally against the person who killed Valiant, I think her name is like, Subver-something? sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said: The cloaked figure gasped dramatically. "I did not kill him! The good intelligible Unintelligible simply teleported! Root is made for sharing and enjoyment! Peace and vitality!" He clicked his fingers, and a long suspiciously liquid-ey spear appeared in his hand. "Root is for peace! Do not twist it to your wicked causes!" He paused for a moment. "I will not fight you. Drink of the root, but drink it with the joy of drunkenness in your heart." The spear melted into puddles of root on the ground. "You're no fun." Everyone huffed. They had been looking forward to vaporizing people with root. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Sequence said: "You're no fun." Everyone huffed. They had been looking forward to vaporizing people with root. Unintelligible reappeared, looking much less glowy than he had earlier. "So, Everyone. When're we going to go kill that woman? Are we waiting on anyone?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 49 minutes ago, Ookla the Untitled said: Unintelligible reappeared, looking much less glowy than he had earlier. "So, Everyone. When're we going to go kill that woman? Are we waiting on anyone?" "Well, there was a whole bunch of people led by that Platypus Narrator who were going to kill her too, but there's no sign of them. As for where, I have no clue. Do your new glowy powers include being amazing at hunting people?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 The shadows wandered possibility, keeping away from true mirrors. They watched, and planned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) "I take offense. The platypus wasn't going to lead you. I, Grand Marshall of Lore, Phillipe, am. We're waiting on a few of my allies. they should be along in a little bit. give it a few hours and then we'll go fight, with or without the ones who haven't showed up. one of them is trying to convince chaos to remove his thing that makes it so mods have to approve his content. a few others haven't contacted me. if they don't, we'll continue the plot anyway. Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the platypus said: "I take offense. The platypus wasn't going to lead you. I, Grand Marshall of Lore, Phillipe, am. We're waiting on a few of my allies. they should be along in a little bit. give it a few hours and then we'll go fight, with or without the ones who haven't showed up. one of them is trying to convince @Chaos to remove his thing that makes it so mods have to approve his content. a few others haven't contacted me. if they don't, we'll continue the plot anyway. ... Did... d-did you just p-ping Chaos...? For no reason? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Sequence said: "Well, there was a whole bunch of people led by that Platypus Narrator who were going to kill her too, but there's no sign of them. As for where, I have no clue. Do your new glowy powers include being amazing at hunting people?" Unintelligible nodded hesitantly. "I haven't mastered my 'glowy powers' yet, but I think I might be able to get them to work if we have no other options." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 22 hours ago, Ookla the Untitled said: "Ah, that's right. You have not yet heard the news." Eof sighed. "And I agree. Unnecessary violence is always regrettable. I'm sure few would disagree." Bookwyrm nodded solemnly. Then he smiled. "I'd like to catch up with your family," he said. "For now, Rym will handle any of my interactions with the others." 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Untitled said: Unintelligible nodded hesitantly. "I haven't mastered my 'glowy powers' yet, but I think I might be able to get them to work if we have no other options." Rym appeared from another rip in the thread in front of Unintelligible, Everyone, and Phillipe. "I'm here now," he said. "What'd I miss?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Ookla the Untitled said: Unintelligible nodded hesitantly. "I haven't mastered my 'glowy powers' yet, but I think I might be able to get them to work if we have no other options." "Once Platypus' team is ready, we'll go find that murder-y person. I'm sure we can steal some kind of gadget from Nowhere or Impossible or something that can help us find her." 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: Rym appeared from another rip in the thread in front of Unintelligible, Everyone, and Phillipe. "I'm here now," he said. "What'd I miss?" "Oh, it's you. You're an adventurer, right? Wanna help us kill an avatar-thing that's too ambitious for her own good and is currently competing to be Nameless' heir?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: Bookwyrm nodded solemnly. Then he smiled. "I'd like to catch up with your family," he said. "For now, Rym will handle any of my interactions with the others." Eof nodded. "In that case, we should go inside before the children get too impatient. They've been waiting for your visit all week." 6 minutes ago, Sequence said: "Once Platypus' team is ready, we'll go find that murder-y person. I'm sure we can steal some kind of gadget from Nowhere or Impossible or something that can help us find her." "Sounds good. You sure we should kill her? From what I've learned about the situation, she's just doing her best to survive. Maybe we should just take her captive instead." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Sequence said: ... Did... d-did you just p-ping Chaos...? For no reason? oh yeah. oops. sorry. i'll just get rid of it. hopefully he'll ignore it. sorry chaos!!! don't hurt me. WHY AM I SO STUPID SOMETIMES!!!!!? Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Ah ally has arrived. Rue Sedai wanders in, looking drunk. “Sory folks,” she says. “Rooooooooot is a wee bit stronger when homemade, bu’ I’ve been a summoned, and so—is tha’ more roooooooooot?” She rushes towards the root, falling on her face after only a couple steps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said: Ah ally has arrived. Rue Sedai wanders in, looking drunk. “Sory folks,” she says. “Rooooooooot is a wee bit stronger when homemade, bu’ I’ve been a summoned, and so—is tha’ more roooooooooot?” She rushes towards the root, falling on her face after only a couple steps. Unintelligible looked skeptical. "You sure you can help us?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Sitting up, she pulls out a dagger and starts to glow. “Shure I can! You wanna bet how well I can throw this? ‘Sides, I got the one power! I’ll be jus’ fine.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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