ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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They were easily distracted by trash, garbage cans, and shiny objects. They weren't very effective and easy to bribe.

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Real Butt groaned, he needed to Ascend so the universe within his mind could grow and expand.

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So he tracked down Adonalsium’s sister, Baedonalsium, and commenced the second Shattering.

Edited by Jaywalk
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Now Baedonalsium, she Shattered into 13 pieces and Butt picked up the Shard of Vulnerability. That Shard, why it made you feel weepy and vulnerable all the time. Real Butt was sad and his mind expanded and absorbed the Vulnerabilities of the Universe.

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Nobody stumbled upon The Shard of Unstationary Radio Stations and Ascended.

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Butt and Nobody were evenly matched. Their domains had equal power.

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So of course, a war broke out.

 

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Vulnerability and Unstationary Radio Stations. Who would win?

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Laer Ttub quickly ascended to the Shard of Invulnerability and asked Real Butt if he wanted to create Scaridial Two: Battle Royale together.

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They both said, "Rusts yeah! Battle Royale was sweet! We'll have a manga, a western novelization adaption to soften it and several movies made about it! Let's make that cash! Battle Royale go!"

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A pineapple appeared.

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Than SpongeBob appeared.

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"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

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"AmoebaJoe Roundshorts!"

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Amoeba Joes friend Paul, who was a sea pentagram, also appeared

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They summoned Cthulo.

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Cthulhu’s younger brother. He joined a frat in college, and became less of a End of The World kind of guy and more of Party Dude kind of guy. He was usually accidentally summoned during raves.

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He didn't care though as long as you didn't hold out on him. If you did there would be conséquences.

 

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Consequences like having all your deadlines being pushed a day early!

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Procrastination hated Consequences with a passion.

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Procrastination set out to defeat Consequences in a duel.

Edit: 2700th post! Maybe I'll make it to 3000 by a month from now if I comment as quickly as possible.

Only problem is that I need to figure out what I'll post then.

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Procrastination was late to the duel; he got tacos on the way.

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Consequences lectured him once he arrived on how unhealthy those tacos were.

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Procrastination slapped Consequences across the face. Procrastination would eat whatever he dang well pleased! Plus, tacos were delicious.

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Procrastination whipped out his taco gun and proceeded to shoot delicious tacos in Consequences' direction.

Edited by whattheHoid
Grammaire !
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