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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Voidus might take mercy on Ene, but the pineapples certainly wouldn't. They swarmed the newly-transformed samurai, thousands of pineapples charging the Narrator that was intent on playing fruit ninja samurai.

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9 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Hi, nice to meet you! I've been gone so long there are a bunch of new Sharders asdfghjkl

Nice to meet you too! I've pretty new, but I've loved being here the last couple months

Misting gawked as the samurai expertly sliced the army of pineapples as they fell. That must've been like a 36-fruit combo! he thought, amazed.

"Watch out for splotches! It's top-notch hopscotch!"

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As the pineapples were sliced open, tiny goblins emerged, intent on repaying the one who had freed them from their fruity prisons.

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7 hours ago, AonEne said:

 

:D 

I literally snorted and I don't even know why. :P What was the once? 

Seeing the pineapples, Narrator Ene ducked and covered. 

when i started page 1000 (some posts have since been hidden and now to us nunks it's on 999, you probably see it on 1002 or smth)

He did.

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Nameless realized he'd actually existed on page 1,000, and felt old.

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Samanth was not as old as Drozor had been, but he was gone, so Samanth was only passed up by the Quarkbeast.

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Firerust had been summoned twelve pages ago, but was busy eating cupcakes. He grumpily stomped back into the Longest Thread, grumbling about his Eagersmart Applegrove Swirl eating being interrupted and yanked into yet another misadventure.

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Symph randomly popped up while eat a pineapple, and casually produced 1739 more pineapples, which [insert my pronoun here] placed in various hats, then wore the hats, and then juggled the remaining pineapples. Of course, that was impossible. 

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Silent gatherer watched silently and waved a greeting while gathering pineapple shells

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Meanwhile, Nin's apprentice was hiding behind a rock.

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They flew through the air like boomerangs.

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NIn's apprentice was very tired of this, and wanted to get on with his quest, so he and his friends, including the elephant, ate all the bananas.

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It gave them stomachaches.

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And the quest was delayed for yet another week.

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A week later, they set out again.

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Only to run out of food in five minutes.

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At this point, it began raining pineapples again.

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A few months later, after working to earn the money to pay for their rations and waiting for the pineapple situation to get somewhat under control, the party finally set off on their adventure. During the break, they'd picked up a new member:

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Silent Gatherer. Who gathered all sorts of nefarious/admirable items. Silently, of course

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But not actually Silently. Just silently.

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Of course, only a novice Narrator could make that mistake (@novice, come join the fun!)

Silent gatherer gathered pineapples to store for their adventure. Silently, of course

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SG gathered poison. Silently, of course

To administer to the other crew members

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Turns out SG was the impostor.

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