NameIess Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Voidus might take mercy on Ene, but the pineapples certainly wouldn't. They swarmed the newly-transformed samurai, thousands of pineapples charging the Narrator that was intent on playing fruit ninja samurai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, AonEne said: Hi, nice to meet you! I've been gone so long there are a bunch of new Sharders asdfghjkl Nice to meet you too! I've pretty new, but I've loved being here the last couple months Misting gawked as the samurai expertly sliced the army of pineapples as they fell. That must've been like a 36-fruit combo! he thought, amazed. "Watch out for splotches! It's top-notch hopscotch!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 (edited) As the pineapples were sliced open, tiny goblins emerged, intent on repaying the one who had freed them from their fruity prisons. Edited August 11, 2022 by Ranryu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, AonEne said: I literally snorted and I don't even know why. What was the once? Seeing the pineapples, Narrator Ene ducked and covered. when i started page 1000 (some posts have since been hidden and now to us nunks it's on 999, you probably see it on 1002 or smth) He did. Edited August 10, 2022 by DoomStick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 (edited) Nameless realized he'd actually existed on page 1,000, and felt old. Edited August 11, 2022 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Samanth was not as old as Drozor had been, but he was gone, so Samanth was only passed up by the Quarkbeast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Firerust had been summoned twelve pages ago, but was busy eating cupcakes. He grumpily stomped back into the Longest Thread, grumbling about his Eagersmart Applegrove Swirl eating being interrupted and yanked into yet another misadventure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Symph randomly popped up while eat a pineapple, and casually produced 1739 more pineapples, which [insert my pronoun here] placed in various hats, then wore the hats, and then juggled the remaining pineapples. Of course, that was impossible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Silent gatherer watched silently and waved a greeting while gathering pineapple shells 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Meanwhile, Nin's apprentice was hiding behind a rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Suddenly, Banannas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 They flew through the air like boomerangs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 NIn's apprentice was very tired of this, and wanted to get on with his quest, so he and his friends, including the elephant, ate all the bananas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) It gave them stomachaches. Edited August 11, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 And the quest was delayed for yet another week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 A week later, they set out again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Only to run out of food in five minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 At this point, it began raining pineapples again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 A few months later, after working to earn the money to pay for their rations and waiting for the pineapple situation to get somewhat under control, the party finally set off on their adventure. During the break, they'd picked up a new member: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Silent Gatherer. Who gathered all sorts of nefarious/admirable items. Silently, of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 But not actually Silently. Just silently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Of course, only a novice Narrator could make that mistake (@novice, come join the fun!) Silent gatherer gathered pineapples to store for their adventure. Silently, of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 The pineapples were poisoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 SG gathered poison. Silently, of course To administer to the other crew members 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Turns out SG was the impostor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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