Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 But just like all the other times when Butt blew up, he came back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt suddenly realized that "unrelevant" is bad grammar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The correct word was actually “irrelevant.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt figured then that his life was pretty much irrelevant now that he couldn’t write about Kaladin Chullblessed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 And that this made his realization that the correct word was irrelevant hillarious, along with the fact that the correct word was not only irrelevant, but irrelevant, but that realization was irrelevant as well, which made his irrelevant life even more irrelevant (and hillarious---but that is also irrelevant). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Butt wondered how many more posts would contain the word “irrelevant” in them. Edited May 10, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 challenge accepted. Butt found a dictionary. Just because, he looked up his favorite word: irrelevant adjective 1. not relevant; not applicable or pertinent: His lectures often stray to interesting but irrelevant subjects. 2. Law. in issue any upon value probative no having evidence) (ofthecase. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 He realized that his interest in the word irrelevant was irrelevant, but he figured that that was irrelevant to how much he liked irrelevant, and whether he kept researching irrelevant and irrelevance. (Hands on research, too!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 But his hands were irrelevant in his research on the word irrelevant. But that was irrelevant to the irrelevant task at hand. The hand that was irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 So instead of looking up the word “irrelevant” in the dictionary he looked up other meaningless and other irrelevant words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 One such was this one: un·re·lat·ed ˌənrəˈlādəd/ adjective adjective: unrelated not related or linked. "unrelated facts" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 But it was irrelevant to Butt life, so he moved on to the next word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 But that was all irrelevant, too. Suddenly, a ghanderflaffle ate Butt/Urafius/Arnold/Charles/Julius/ Bob/Whoever the heck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The next next word was extraneous. Butt was hesitant to mention it because it was the irrelevant in the room. ex·tra·ne·ous ikˈstrānēəs/ adjective adjective: extraneous irrelevant or unrelated to the subject being dealt with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) The book came from a person who hated dragons, and could hear when people spell irrelevant unrelevant even if they say it the same way. Edited May 11, 2018 by Kidpen 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Tragically, he was suddenly, and maliciously, destroyed by a fire breathing cactus, the cactus promptly exploded, knocking down a passerby named Juan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Bob decides that this discussion is completely irrelevant, and leaves the area to search out a new word to make everyone obsessed with. Inconceivable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 A boulder the size of a fisheye smashes every character with a name flat, flat as a pancake, except for Him, He was too awesome to be concerned with such things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 We are referring, of course, to Butt again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted May 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The flattening had saved Butt. It put his organs together, he survived, albeit a little flat. (T'is just a flesh wound) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt became confused; Too many narrators were trying to tell his story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt wondered why everyone wanted to tell his story. He didnt mind the attention though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Guess what I found! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Kaladin Chullblessed is famous! Butt decided he needed to workout, so he began lifting his dictionary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt thought about how unfortunate he was to have such a name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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