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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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This created the Krakitrice. The Krakitrice race was prophesied to one day destroy the universe.

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Members of the Krakitrice race, however, just wanted to stay home and read books

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Meanwhile, Admiral Tarkin created a gravity well.

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This changed the fabric of reality, causing the Krakitrice to become violent warriors

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"Well that was unexpe-URK." Said Admiral Tarkin as Vader killed him. "YOU FOOL, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Angry Krakitrice began waging a war of complete chaos across the universe.

The Selffalfrednahgs, in an attempt to stop them, used their sneezes to blow up the Krakitrice homeworld.

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This resulted in the single remaining Krakitrice absorbing their radiation and turning huge and green.

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Which, surprisingly, turned him back into a calm, book-reading, and nonviolent member of society.

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suddenly Hulk started a war against the Krakitrice.

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The Krakitrice converted him to his side and learned how the hulk used his power.

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The Quarkbeast ate the sword.

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This improved how the Krakitrice learned considerably.

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The last Krakitrice embarked on a quest to eat every sword in the universe and gain ultimate knowledge.

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The Quarkbeast ate all the swords first, though.

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The swords just passed right through it. "Tis a mighty task, digging through his dung for knowledge." Thought the Krakitrice.

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Unfortunately, the swords were all to digested to count as swords. Fortunately, there were still Narrationblades and the like.

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This started the great Krakitric war against the narrators.

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Which really wasn't all that great. There was only one Krakatrice, after all, and Narrators were immortal.

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Their swords, however, were not.

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And the sole Krakatrice loved the taste of Narrativium in the morning.

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suddenly a war started in the country of Davidsmeer. noone knew if it was Davids-meer or David-smeer.

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They unfortunately attracted the Krakatrice to a overabundance of swords.

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The Krakatrice got a stomach ache.

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But it also gained total knowledge of physics.

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Posted (edited)

The Krakatrice put this knowledge into use to cure its stomach ache.

Edited by The Wandering Wizard
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