The Wandering Wizard Posted June 16, 2022 Report Share Posted June 16, 2022 This created the Krakitrice. The Krakitrice race was prophesied to one day destroy the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Members of the Krakitrice race, however, just wanted to stay home and read books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Meanwhile, Admiral Tarkin created a gravity well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 This changed the fabric of reality, causing the Krakitrice to become violent warriors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 "Well that was unexpe-URK." Said Admiral Tarkin as Vader killed him. "YOU FOOL, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Angry Krakitrice began waging a war of complete chaos across the universe. The Selffalfrednahgs, in an attempt to stop them, used their sneezes to blow up the Krakitrice homeworld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 This resulted in the single remaining Krakitrice absorbing their radiation and turning huge and green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Which, surprisingly, turned him back into a calm, book-reading, and nonviolent member of society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 suddenly Hulk started a war against the Krakitrice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 The Krakitrice converted him to his side and learned how the hulk used his power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 The Quarkbeast ate the sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 This improved how the Krakitrice learned considerably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 The last Krakitrice embarked on a quest to eat every sword in the universe and gain ultimate knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 The Quarkbeast ate all the swords first, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 The swords just passed right through it. "Tis a mighty task, digging through his dung for knowledge." Thought the Krakitrice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Unfortunately, the swords were all to digested to count as swords. Fortunately, there were still Narrationblades and the like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 This started the great Krakitric war against the narrators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Which really wasn't all that great. There was only one Krakatrice, after all, and Narrators were immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 Their swords, however, were not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 And the sole Krakatrice loved the taste of Narrativium in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 suddenly a war started in the country of Davidsmeer. noone knew if it was Davids-meer or David-smeer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 They unfortunately attracted the Krakatrice to a overabundance of swords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 The Krakatrice got a stomach ache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 But it also gained total knowledge of physics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 (edited) The Krakatrice put this knowledge into use to cure its stomach ache. Edited June 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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