Devout Pathian Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Butt decided to eat the Pineapple instead of talking to the strang talking Pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Bob cried because the pineapple had been his friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 So he tried to make Butt up-chuck the Pinapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 But Butt had missed, and eaten the wrong Pineapple, so the fabulous talking one was still alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Alive, but horrified by the raw savagery it had just witnessed. The pineapple cried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Its tears were a delicious pineapple juice, so Butt caught them in a cup and drank it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 This gave him no powers, but it was delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 But it was a little salty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 As was the pineapple that shed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Bob fearing that Butt would eat the Pinapple, took the Pinapple back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 The pineapple cried out in terror, as the pineapple wanted Butt back. His tears had been tears of joy! Pineapple had found love in Butt! Pineapple rejoiced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted May 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Butt didn't want the pineapple, so he let Bob keep it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 The Pineapple realized what Butt wanted and was willing to sacrifice their possible relationship for Butt's happiness. The Pineapple reluctantly returned to Bob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 “Farewell Butt even though you tried to eat me, I shall always remember you fondly,” said the Pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Sad, but dramatic music swelled in the background. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Butt almost felt a pang of sadness pulse through him. A single tear coursed down his cheek, the music amplifying his emotion tenfold. Butt rushed to the Pineapple, embracing it in a farewell hug to span eternity... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 And then he realized that Bob was Pushing on his emotions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 So Butt burned copper, to make him immune. He found that he felt even stronger without the emotional allomancy. He ignored the pain of forcefully embracing a Pineapple, and continued his doings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Butt knew that he needed to move on. No matter how much it pained him, he had to depart from the Pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 But he couldn't: he had accidentally hugged the pineapple so hard that it had F fused with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Butt was now one with the Pineapple. They were bound in a way that is not matrimony, but instead a strange fusion. Butt faintly remembered a certain person called ‘Uncle Brandy’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 But he had disappeared one of the last times the universe had exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 The Universe has exploded? Butt thought. Why, yes it has. It has also imploded a number of times too. Butt realized someone was speaking to him telepathically, and hesitantly answered back in his thoughts. How did the Universe explode? Or implode? What is the Universe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 It’s just a figment of your imagination, the voice replied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted May 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 (edited) So, to console himself, he grabbed and ate the pineapple. Edited May 8, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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