Silva Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 The cupcakes were not pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Facepalm brutally murdered nameless. Then made some more cupcakes and ate them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Nameless was very put out to be brutally murdered. He sent Moni to avenge his death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) Cryo opened a Perpendicularity, stepped into Shadesmar, took the concept of vengeance, and Soulcast it into a sandwich. Edited January 16, 2022 by CryoZenith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Honor and Odium combine into the shard of Vengeance, and the sandwich becomes it's vessel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Everyone screamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 16, 2022 Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 Meanwhile, Hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 played his flute and ate a cupcake. He invited Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan to a cupcake party with all the Sharders. Adolin ate all of the cupcakes and then died, because he was allergic to mistwraiths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Then Kaladin stabbed Hoid in the face and went off to hunt down some chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Facepalm had eaten all the chouta three months earlier, causing a vast famine in the country of Herdaz. Not wanted to be stabbed in the face, they hastily prepared some more and offered it to Kaladin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Kaladin grabbed the chouta, then threw it onto the ground. "That meat wasn't soulcast" he growled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 "That's because it's Beyond meat, a vegetarian substitute for whitespine or whatever you make chouta out of. I'm vegetarian (except for the blood of my enemies, of course). Try it, you'll like it!" Facepalm picked up the chouta and again offered it to Kaladin. "Please don't kill me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Kaladin growled at Facepalm and stalked off to go strangle some rocks with Adolin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Shallan walked up to them a few minutes later, staring quizzically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 She pitied the rocks. Seeing them strangled reminded her of her father. So Hoid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 told Thaidakar to eat Shallan. Thaidakar in response slapped Hoid and did it anyway which then led to Nameless... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 sitting down on the ground and sobbing pitifully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 His pet rock had just been murdered right in front of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Cryo peered into the Cognitive Realm, picking up the bead representing the pet rock. "I'm a rock" it whispered weakly, as if in the throes of death. "You will change, bruv" Cryo commanded, dismissively, dispassionate to the suffering of the pet rock. "I'm a rock..." it tried once more, but was too weak to resist the Soulcasting. Cryo returned his sight into the Physical realm, where the strangled rock had been replaced with happy, chittering, and notably non-strangled tiny larkin. "Thank me later. My rate is twenty five Breaths worth of Investiture per cast, but consider this a free sample." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Nameless stared at the larkin for a second. Then he started crying harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 "Storms." Cryo rolled his eyes, taking in some Stormlight from his massive gem pouch and peering into the Cognitive once again. "Okay bruv, you're a storming rock if you wanna be one." He then returned to the Physical and handed Nameless his pet rock, now returned to its boring, rock-shape. "Here you go. Client's always right, what a load of crem..." he muttered to himself, trailing off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Nameless kept crying, cradling his dead pet rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Szeth was like, “you know you’re a Narrator, right? You can just re-aliven him.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 "No publisher's gonna buy that twist." scoffed Cryo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Thaidakar ascends to Narrator. He attempts to send Nameless on a worthless quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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