ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Ene frowned and thought about trying to stop him, but that would have taken effort. 

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After all, he'd have to run out of entropy to increase in a few eons.

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And then Nameless would finally prove once and for all that increasing entropy to its absolute maximum would not require transforming the universe into a giant goldfish.

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But there was no proof as of yet. The other narrators were skeptical.

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So Nameless finished increasing the entropy of the universe to its maximum. The entire universe. . . besides the narrators.

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Was no different than before. Except for one thing concerning the peach rain... Once the other narrators witnessed that the universe was not a goldfish, they began to praise Truthless, showing them with gifts.

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Nameless was confused at this, but when he finished reversing entropy, he happily joined the other narrators in showering @Ookla the Semi-Here in gifts. Nameless gave Truthless a magic rock that contained infinite happiness and joy.

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Spoiler

Oops.

Sequence realized their name mistake and reset time. The narrators began showing @Ookla the unintelligible with gifts and praise, forever ignorant of Sequence's mistake.  

 

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All except Szeth, who was showering himself with gifts and praise.

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The other narrators stared at them.

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Nameless re-reset time in order to make it so that every narrator who ever held any remote connection to Szeth son son Vallano was being showered with gifts and praise.

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My evil plan worked!

mwahahahaha

The LiViNg cHeEsE took away Nameless's narration powers and banished Nameless to the desolate Dark One forums, and he was never to be seen again!

(Narrator Unintelligible can still be here though)

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