NameIess Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 They loved fried Ookla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 On 4/26/2018 at 5:48 PM, Hemalurgic Headshot said: (I doubt we could possibly have the longest thread on the forum, since Random Stuff has been around for a long time, among others. We'd need to exceed 200 pages or more.) Lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Many of the narrators holed up in well-defended super-secret lairs for the remainder of Ookla season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Among those narrators, none held a base as super-well-defended or as ultra-super-secret as the narrator known as... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 @Ookla the unintelligible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 A citizen went to the local library, requesting an informative textbook on breadmunks. They had never seen one before, and wanted to know what they were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Unfortunately, the citizen was then hit by a car and died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 The family of the citizen had a burial and funeral for their deceased child. There was much sadness as the cabbage-scented rain bathed the funeral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Then, Hoid walked in and made a very inappropriate joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 The grieving family stared at him for a moment, then burned Duralumin and Iron. They pulled all nearby nails and knives towards themselves and died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Oof One of them was named Hoid. And that’s the story behind how Hoid got his name. The End. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 (edited) 70,000,00ʘ,ʘʘʘ years later. Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 The cosmere is completely dead. A new universe has risen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Or it would have, if entropy didn't exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ookla the unintelligible said: Or it would have, if entropy didn't exist. That was true. Narrator Szeth had forgotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Fortunately, narrators were immune to entropy. Unfortunately, they were not immune to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Thus, all the narrators had died a number of years ago (Equivalent to the Mathematical formula of 2.4862352e+33). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 All besides one narrator. A narrator filled with so much awesomeness and power as to be nigh immortal. A narrator beyond all other narrators, almost as powerful as the authors from whom all narrators where born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 (edited) @Ookla the Pendragon, creator of the peach rain. (Edit: Was that the wrong answer?) Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Narrator Sequence had forgotten how to @ mention people, @Ookla the Pendragon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Unfortunately the narrator had been raised apart from her own, with no idea what a narrator was. She turned upon those who had summoned her, Transfiguring them into... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 (It had been a while (read: 70 bajillion years), and the lone narrator had forgotten how to narrate in bold.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Into nothing, because Narrator Confused blocked Pendragon’s spell from hitting the narrators with his narration powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 (edited) (Whoops) pie. (double whoops, ninja'd.) Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Pendragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Either way, the Legendary Narrator was @Ookla the Pendragon for creating the peach rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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