ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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The whiske caused a revolution in the food industry. Finally, a healthy food that tasted good!

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Of course, this led to all the health food makers being very upset that no one was buying their food anymore. 

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This caused the food industries to all gather together, and concoct a devious plan to overthrow the production of whiske...

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WHISK™ was made from taking a normal kitchen whisk, and patenting it. Thus, creating the most deadly object in all of the Cosmere.

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But only if you were stupid enough to eat it. Which obviously, no one was. Right?

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Right! Everyone agreed that that would be painful. However, some of them did think of something else they could patent and eat... 

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Once the final part of this knock-knock joke was in the hands of the media, the citizens of every major city and town on the planet went into full riot mode.

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They were sick and tired of ur mom jokes. They resolved to ban them from use. 

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The angry mob of citizens resorted to assassins.

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The assassins, as it turned out, were also trained as consultants, so Using hired them all as well. 

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While this argument was going on, an army of ooklas approached in secret.

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Those who knew chose one of two options: Hunker down and wait for it to end, or join the unstoppable tide of Ooklas.

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