Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 It was Szeth's Facepalm, who had used the 420 consultants (who where actually glass robot AIs from the freelands) as a shield against the thermonuke. They climbed their mighty glass robot tower, firebringer's lense in hand. (Because they were an oculator, obviously.) Spoiler Yes i'm rereading alcatraz vs. The evil librarians. You should go do it too. And you should make alcatraz a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Nameless glanced at Szeth's Facepalm, then waved to the steel inquisitors standing next to him. They put on their oculator's lenses and prepared for battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 But the conflict in Investiture made their spike-eyes throb when they put on the glasses, and they cried out in pain. The very scientific terms, spike-eyes and glasses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 But in a terrifying plot twist, they gave this pain to Odium and were granted awe-inspiring power. They cackled maniacally and leapt down to intercept Szeth's Facepalm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Szeth's Facepalm cackled. Oh, Nameless, foolish child, you cannot defeat me. Facepalm raised their hand, and with an incredible flourish... They facepalmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) Ene looked at the post she had been about to make and decided she was up too late. Or maybe the thread was just getting to her. Edited November 22, 2021 by AonEne image id for accessibility 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Everyone looked at Ene. Then they looked at the massive wave of destructive power that was barreling towards Nameless and his horde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Nameless grinned, pulling out a tube of toothpaste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Ene grabbed some popcorn and sat down to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Nameless dunked the toothpick into a vat of liquid Atium, then swallowed it whole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Nameless saw everything outlined in toothpicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) Szeth's Facepalm, still laughing maniacally, raised their hands high over their head, then slammed them into the robot tower. The fused tower of melted glass robots unfused themselves and grew to about 3.78 times their original size, and began speeding towards Nameless's inquisitors. Then Facepalm dashed away across the barren plain left by the thermonuke, presumably to their secret stash of lenses. Edited November 22, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 It was then that Johnny Boy looked at the time stamps for the previous posts and found how much time had been spent doing the thing everyone should be doing, and he also made a run-on sentence and wanted to eat something, but was too lazy, so he just kept writing, even though he should have been writing an essay or something, but he realized that this was more important and... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Even using the lenses of Rashid, Szeth's Facepalm was not able to decipher Johnny Boy's words. And then the wave of destruction from the facepalm hit Nameless's forces. And then Facepalm realized how OPed they were. And then they didn't care, because anything can happen on TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Nameless' inquisitors emerged from the smoke unharmed. They raised power-wrought axes and grinned evilly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Facepalm's machines and Nameless's inquisitors collided like two walls, and they fought until only rubble was left. And two lone figures, staring at each other across the destruction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 They were Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy. They hugged it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 "Let's start a chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory!" Said Butt. Spoiler @Nameless thus ends our battle. It was kinda epic. We should write a book 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 Uncle Brandy pulled out his choclate-covered-peanut-butt-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries-inator. "You read my mind!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 22, 2021 Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) Then he took a sip of his whiske (the God of Words had banned the letter y) Edited November 23, 2021 by Doomstick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Uncle Brand loved his whiske. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 It didn't taste anything like whiskey, even though it was supposed to be whiskey without the y. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 It tasted like a whisk with an e. In other words, it was absolutely delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 But it was made out of cat droppings and apple juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 It was super good for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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