The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Jimothy fought valiantly, but the assassin prevailed

[Jaywalk Twinborn]

In his quest to arise the ghanderflaffle empire.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

While Bob quietly plotted, a young spoon Spoony decided to become a spork.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

He did so by taking over Bob's criminal empire.

[Silva Listener]

And reforming it into a farming industry.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

Which exclusively farmed the ingredients of a Polyjuice potion.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

He stuck a spork into the potion and brewed 30,000 batches.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

That was enough for 1/2-41 years as a spork.

Edited October 23, 2021 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

Surprisingly, this had no effect.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

No one knew why. Fate had decreed it.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

So he killed fate and ascended into sporkhood.

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

He renamed the month of October to Sporktober

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

It was what any…sane… spork would do.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

And so the reign of the mad spork god began.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

He decided to convert all forks and spoons into sporks.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

His genocidal reign of terror was remembered with fear for centuries.

[AonEne Shard]

Mostly because he succeeded. All became sporks. 

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

And everyone hated it.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

But now he was the most powerful spork in the universe 

[AonDoor Stormwarden]

Thus, his subjects set out to recreate something that had been extinct for centuries: a knife.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

But it didn't work.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

So they just went back to being subjugated, and their life sucked.

 

[Silva Listener]

Butt Venture decided to start a revolution on their behalf.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

So Spoony hired Nameless to put down the rebellion.

[Jaywalk Twinborn]

So therefore      -   -   -        wore black on the day he was to halt the rebellion.