The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

While Voidus was still dazed, Dave flew off, dropping Bob to his death as he went.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

But Bob, unbeknownst to everyone else, had inhabited the mind of the DA's greatest assassin, TalnFan.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

TalnFan jolted upright in his bed, suddenly aware that something was very, very wrong.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

He was made aware of this by the fact that he could see his PT's silhouette staring in through the window.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Then TalnFan turned into a piece of cheese.

[ashwastaken Awakened Object]

The cheese was Swiss cheese, the worst type of cheese

edit: this isn’t an insult, it’s just where my brain went after reading just this page.

Edited October 19, 2021 by ashwastaken

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Bob, who was still inside TalnFan, was deathly allergic to cheese.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

But he had fifty EpiPens on him at all times, so it wasn't a problem.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

But since he was inside TalnFan instead of his own body, the EpiPens did no good.

Die Bob die!

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

"Whoa" said Uncle Brandy.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

Bob died of anaphylactic shock. Then was returned as Bob the everlasting, an unkillable and immortal mind parasite that could mind control whoever it wished.

[Jaywalk Twinborn]

Only matched by the CEO of Pop Tarts.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

TalnFan died out of sheer annoyance at Bob’s uncooperative attitude towards dying.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

Bob laughed in triumph.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Bob decided that now he should find some beans.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

So he hired a consultant.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

A bean consultant

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

The bean consultant crunched some numbers and came back with a seven-year plan for dominating the bean production industry.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Bob demanded a 2 year plan at the soonest. He was not a patient being.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

The consultant frankly informed Bob that such a plan was impossible.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Bob reluctantly agreed. The plan started with a careful propaganda campaign against Jimothy, CEO of Bean Enterprises.

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

But the propoganda failed. Jimothy gave free beans for life to all of his employees, giving himself an indestructible defense against all forms of slander.

[Jaywalk Twinborn]

Meanwhile, the CEO of Pop Tarts got Jimothy involved in a pyramid scheme.

[#1 Taln Fan King's Tester]

Since propaganda wouldn’t work, Bob simply had Jimothy assassinated.

[xinoehp512 Rambleman]

The assasin potatoed Jimothy.