#1 Taln Fan Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 While Voidus was still dazed, Dave flew off, dropping Bob to his death as he went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 But Bob, unbeknownst to everyone else, had inhabited the mind of the DA's greatest assassin, TalnFan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 TalnFan jolted upright in his bed, suddenly aware that something was very, very wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 He was made aware of this by the fact that he could see his PT's silhouette staring in through the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Then TalnFan turned into a piece of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashwastaken Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 (edited) The cheese was Swiss cheese, the worst type of cheese edit: this isn’t an insult, it’s just where my brain went after reading just this page. Edited October 19, 2021 by ashwastaken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Bob, who was still inside TalnFan, was deathly allergic to cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 But he had fifty EpiPens on him at all times, so it wasn't a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 But since he was inside TalnFan instead of his own body, the EpiPens did no good. Die Bob die! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 "Whoa" said Uncle Brandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Bob died of anaphylactic shock. Then was returned as Bob the everlasting, an unkillable and immortal mind parasite that could mind control whoever it wished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Only matched by the CEO of Pop Tarts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 TalnFan died out of sheer annoyance at Bob’s uncooperative attitude towards dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Bob laughed in triumph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Bob decided that now he should find some beans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 So he hired a consultant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 A bean consultant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 The bean consultant crunched some numbers and came back with a seven-year plan for dominating the bean production industry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Bob demanded a 2 year plan at the soonest. He was not a patient being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 The consultant frankly informed Bob that such a plan was impossible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Bob reluctantly agreed. The plan started with a careful propaganda campaign against Jimothy, CEO of Bean Enterprises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 But the propoganda failed. Jimothy gave free beans for life to all of his employees, giving himself an indestructible defense against all forms of slander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Meanwhile, the CEO of Pop Tarts got Jimothy involved in a pyramid scheme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Since propaganda wouldn’t work, Bob simply had Jimothy assassinated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 The assasin potatoed Jimothy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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