Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Chasmfiend meat doesn't agree with the digestive system, however, so they both threw up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 So now they are slowly dying in the Shattered Plains hoping a Highstorm doesn’t blow through, but they are too lazy to get up and walk away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Another chasmfiend eats them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Chasmfiend dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 and it explodes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) It explodes with enough force that they end up at the top of the shattered plains, right next to the Oathgate. Edited May 4, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Once there, they are attacked by Radiants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 After smelling something awful, the Radiants run away. It turns out the Slient and Deadly (aka Butt) has struck again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 And he is winning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) The smell is too much for Schwarrzzenwagger and so he dies again. Butt is heartbroken and so he starts crying like a baby. Edited May 3, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 But then some chouta falls from the sky and into Butt’s lap, and he stops crying because he isn’t sad anymore because he has chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 No one is ever sad when they have chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Then something horrible happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 It was so dreadful, the next eleven posts will probably just be describing how terrible it was by listing synonyms found from dictionary.com. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 It was the most terrible, awful, appalling, frightful, hideous, and ghastly sight ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) It was shocking and terrible. Edited May 4, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hope of Elantris Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) It was gruesome yet inspired the same awe that Kaladin’s chronic mopiness does in Stormlight enthusiasts. Edited May 4, 2018 by The Hope of Elantris 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Welcome @The Hope of Elantris. I told you that this site is awesome. Kaladin shows up through the Oathgate and take offense at that comment and asks for boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 He proceeded to slap himself in the toe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hope of Elantris Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Now Kaladin has two boots, but only one fits, so he starts walking on his hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 It turned out to be quite handy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 The problem was, he didn't have boots for his hands, as people don't make those. So he decided to search for gauntlets instead. Finite gauntlets, though. The infinite options were too big for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 As he walked around on his hands, Butt followed him while wearing the ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted May 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 On his ear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Walking on his ear or wearing the ring on his ear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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