NameIess Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 But eventually, he realized that exercising wouldn't change the fact that he ate 57.7368 pounds of cookies per day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 So he switched to more strenuous exercise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 While simultaneously quadrupling his cookie intake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 He competed in the Breadmunk Olympics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 The cookie-eating olympics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 And the running olympics, and the swimming olympics, and the jumping-over-skyscraper olympics, and a few more as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 But the cookie olympics was the only one that he won in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) Very few breadmunks ate cookies. Edited July 23, 2021 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 And the ones that did were gathered elsewhere during the cookie olympics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) Fortunately for Art Painter, No One and Brandy Venture had been using protein powder instead of sugar for years, so he had gained over 500 pounds of pure muscle. Too bad the breadmunks didn't have a weightlifting contest. Edited July 23, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 They did, however, have a mountain-moving contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 But it was on the same day as the cookie-eating contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 So Art Painter had to run really, really fast to make both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 His middle name was Fleet (and that is the name the bards remembered) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 But, as the bards say, the breadmunks payed the stormfather to off him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Unfortunately for the Stormfather, Art Painter was so fast he had already won both while the highstorm was on the other side of the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) This seems like fun! I should try it too. But I can't think of anything. Edited July 25, 2021 by Elf_at_heart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said: This seems like fun! I should try it too. But I can't think of anything. That's never stopped me! But as we all know, no one can keep away from the storm forever, not even Fleet. Edited July 25, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Oh my gosh. I haven't posted for three years until today. (Exactly, which I actually didn't notice). And this thread's still going! I'm impressed, and glad of it. Although I'm not going to even try to catch up on everything that's happened since I posted back on page 72... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 The mountain moving contest was very difficult 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 And the cookie-eating competition was very easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: Oh my gosh. I haven't posted for three years until today. (Exactly, which I actually didn't notice). And this thread's still going! I'm impressed, and glad of it. Although I'm not going to even try to catch up on everything that's happened since I posted back on page 72... Oh wow, hi lol. Yeah, maybe don't try to read the whole thing - or maybe do, some people do and enjoy it! Sorry to welcome you back with a dollop of moderation but we prefer that you don't have spoiler tags in your signature anymore; could you move yours to your About Me or something? Thanks! Mainly because everyone enjoyed it so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 But hey, that is a story for another time. Another, better time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because Art Painter was dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Someone had put an F before his name on his birth certificate, therefore Art Painter was no more, only Fart Painter remained 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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