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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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1 minute ago, Voidspawn said:

"But I've already been expelled," said Voidspawn/Voodoospoon/Impersonator-of-Hoid.

“Well, you’re getting doubly expelled.”

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am the principal.

Spoiler

bass player in my school orchestra.

 

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Voidspawn ate a pair of dirty underpants, and then puked it all over the principal's head.

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Voidspawn was triply expelled

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Voidspawn pulled out an uno reverse card and became the principal. He ordered a spanking for Doomstick.

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Doomstick pulled out his own uno reverse card.

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Stick wondered why his grandfather was being summoned by a Narrator

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Voidspawn used his second uno reverse card, and said, "UNO!"

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Stick played a draw four. "Green, UNO!"

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Voidspawn played a 'Lose the game or draw 25' card.

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Voidspawn had cheated, however, as drawing the cards caused his turn to be skipped. Stick played his green 0 and won.

I just lost the game

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Posted (edited)

Storm it you made me lose too

Voidspawn threw a tantrum because he didn’t win.

Edited by Szeth_Pancakes
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This resulted in three supernovae.

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And the destruction of five planets, including Vax.

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Vax, understandably, was not too peachy with this.

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because all the Vaxish peaches were destroyed

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And so were all of Vax’s oragnes. 

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Meanwhile, Stick’s grandfather was running a pineapple stand in the sleazy part of the ghanderflaffle empire.

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As the immortal Ghanderflaffle Emperor, he could do anything.

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Until he split into several mortals

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The seven mortals were named Uno, Dos, Quatre, Cinco, Six of the dusk, Hoid Jr. and Twenty-two.

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Of the seven, Hoid Jr was of course the bad one.

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He was the one who created Molehill Volcano

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And the surrounding area.

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Which then exploded in his face.

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