ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Half-man, half-sleepless.

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all irrelevant

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As everything is

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Because of the void

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Posted (edited)

-bringers’ favorite food

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Pineapple

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Because it caused all irrelevancy it was therefor also irrelevant.

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and was a very self aware fruit

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With deep troubles.

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It had spilled something on its shirt.

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it spilled water

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Posted (edited)

so it needed another-

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17 new shirts

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And one slice of red cheese

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Nobody was the Keeper of the Red Cheese

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Somebody was the keeper of the green cheese

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And Anybody was the keeper of the blue cheese.

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Everybody was the keeper of the black cheese

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Stick decided he wanted 54 blocks of red cheese, 57 of green, and 62 of blue cheese, though he spoke in hexadecimal.

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They wanted infinite black cheese but knew not to ask for an impossibility. 
 

Though on this thread nothing is impossible, and everything is irrelevant...

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And then he realized that he is allergic to cheese!

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The allergy was caused by a near-fatal exposure to puns in his childhood, which made his immune system treat all cheese and cheesiness as an invader.

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So he had to get to the hospital.

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