I think I am here. Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Tom asks if the Fellowship involves some all-powerful ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Butt thinks for a long time, but then finally responds, “I think so . . .” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted May 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) But then the ring he had in his pocket got really heavy, and started puling Tom's pants down, tightening his belt against his hips. Edited May 2, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 He decided to throw it into the Mount Doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Mount Doom yelled “Go long!” and threw the ring back. It flew way over Butt’s head, as Mount Doom had terrible aim. To be fair, he had no arms either. Edited May 2, 2018 by Mistspren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Arnold, who was nearby, caught the ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Butt and Tom ran after the ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Arnold laughs evily and then puts the ring on his finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 He then blows up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazenella Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Tom's depression somehow made him super strong, and he became a Fartrunner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Butt used his powerful flatulence to propel himself forward, leaving Tom in the Dust until hi could figureout how to draw in farts to power his Fartrunning. Is this fart running more like steel running or wind running? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Arnold Returned, becoming a god that powered this "Fartrunning" Never kill Arnold again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 They all suddenly realized that they hadn't yet picked up the ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 So they left it on the ground. And the universe blew up, because reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 So Arnold picks up the ring and impodes again. sorry @BitBitio, but I couldn't resist. but he could come back. you never know what this story will bring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Butt picked up ring and put it on. It made him invisible witch was useless because he was alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Butt literally became, the most invisible and sneaky of farts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Using his new abilities, he became a vigilante, and he was known as Silent and Deadly, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Arnold became his vigilante apprentice. He survived. And renamed himself Schwarzzenwagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) Schwarzzenwagger bought 500 hats. bit why the name change? Edited May 3, 2018 by Gancho Libre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Then Wayne stole traded 500 nice looking sea shells for Schwarzzenwagger’s 500 hats. It was a fair trade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Schwarrzzenwagger, realizing he's been tricked, chased Wayne all the way to the shattered plains, where a chasmfiend ate them both. They survived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) Together they trade 50 sea shells and 50 hats for the chasmfiennd’s gem heart. Those were really nice hats and sea shell, so it was fair. Edited May 3, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 Of coure, the chasmfiend died, but at least they had a shiny gemstone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 They were hungry and since the were in starving nowhere they decided to eat the chasmfiend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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