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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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As the cosmere was destroyed, Lift killed Adonalsium and escaped the cosmere before she died.

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But then Lift realized something. She wasn't in the Cosmere. She had never been in the Cosmere. She was in TLT.

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Spensa came out of a wormhole and shot Lift.

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It did nothing.

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Lift snapped her fingers, and Doomslug teleported into Lift's mouth.

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Then Lift woke up. It had all been a dream.

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Still remembering how delicious Doomslug tasted, her stomach growled.

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So she decided to go eat breakfast.

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When she looked in the freezer, she grabbed a pot of boiling water and saw a non-doom-slug inside.

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She didn't try to eat it.

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Until she cooked it, that is.

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Then Kelsier walked into the room. He was not pleased to find Lift preparing to eat a poisonous slug. "For the hundredth time Lift, just because you're immune to poison, it doesn't mean you can eat poisonous things."

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Then Lift heard the slug speak: "Hi I'm Sad Penny and I got eaten by a poisonous slug."

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1 hour ago, AonDii said:

Stick joined the cause, calling @Mist, @Condensation, and others soon, seeing as the mention feature wasn't working.

Treble gasped as if awaking from a deep sleep. "Whoa!" she exclaimed.

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Lift wondered where that mysterious "Whoa!" came from.

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Treble looked around. "Hey, what happened?"

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But Lift was used to TLT by now, so she stopped wondering.

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Lift looked through her fridge and selected a large mound of cremlings, stuffing them in her mouth.

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This was perfectly normal. (Although Kelsier kept trying to get her to try bacon.)

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Then Jasnah walked into the room, reached inside Lift's mouth, and turned the cremlings to bacon.

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Lift spat them out in Jasnah's face, then ran away.

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She slammed into Rlain and cut him up with her Shardfork because she thought he was a Voidbringer here to eat her.

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This made Rlain sad. He left quickly.

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He left his body, that is. Then he tried to convince Fuzz to let him live.

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(Fuzz was Lift's pet rock)

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