NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said: Really harsh, abrasive country music. So bad, that it instantly killed whoever listened to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: So bad, that it instantly killed whoever listened to it. So it was often good to wear earplugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: So it was often good to wear earplugs. Not that they did much more than prolong your suffering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: Not that they did much more than prolong your suffering. But it was almost worth it if you could get out of the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: But it was almost worth it if you could get out of the area. Not really though. On a scale of one to Taln, the suffering incurred was a Kaladin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 Which was pretty bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 The neighbors were reported to the authorities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 But it was discovered that everyone there was dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Not now, Chad," said the police chief. Chad sighed and put away his nuclear warheads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "But sir, how we will stop the music?" asked another police officer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Science," said the police chief grimly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Oh. Are you sure we can't use the nukes?" Asked the police officer belligerently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 The police chief groaned. "Tell you what, if you can fill out the paperwork, you can use it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Well, if you put it that way..." The police officer wandered off to go do some more work on the paperwork for that time he had used a flamethrower on a kitten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Now," said the police chief, "we just need to create an anti-song." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Uh, chief? are you sure? Those scientists are... scary." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Perhaps," said the police chief grimly. "But there's less paperwork involved, and that's all that matters." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "But they're really scary." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Storm it, Charles!" said the chief with a glare. "Do you want extra paperwork or not?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Like, sneak into a police station, kill one of your officers, and then imitate their voice scary." said the scientist. "What can I help you with?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "An anti-song to whatever demonic tune those neighbors have conjured up." The police chief rubbed his head. "Oh, and fill out a form for Charles, would you? Internal homicides are almost as bad as nuclear launches in terms of red tape." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 The scientist smiled. "I already have the proper anti-song." He smiled evilly, tossing a tape to the police chief. "After all, I'm the one who made it. You'll have to fill out the paperwork yourself though." He walked away laughing maniacally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Curse you!" said the police chief, shaking his fist in frustration. "May your donuts always be stale!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "So uh, can we nuke them next time?" Asked the adventurer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 "Paperwork, private," said the chief, shaking his head. "Here, hire a band, would you? We need someone to play this anti-song." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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