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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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it was microbe blood

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AC, needless to say (but it will be said anyways), became even more horrified of fairy godmothers.

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Nameless sat in the middle of a forest of fallen trees, contemplating life.

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There was a loud thunk as another tree fell.

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Nameless winced as he pulled his foot out from under it.

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And exploded.

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The tree into oblivion. "I HATE STUBBING MY TOE!"

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The tree's ghost stared him in the face.

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Nameless reformed the tree's ghost into a massive tree in the middle of an elven forest.

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And as such, granted him 3 wishes.

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Nameless wished that the tree would be happy, that it would help others to be happy, and that the tree would have a merry Christmas.

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“Look, son, there’s our Christmas tree!” a man said, revving his chainsaw.

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Because the wish-giving tree had just been murdered by the chainsaw man.

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Nameless shrugged helplessly at the tree's ghost.

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Ene hugged said ghost.

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Nameless wandered away to find some other place to contemplate life.

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The tree's ghost sat down and sighed.

"Dying sucks," she said gloomily.

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Nameless considered briefly, then went to sit beside the tree's ghost. "Well, I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably stop existing in a few pages at most. You won't be sad for long."

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"Plus, soon you can meet the cloning tree's ghost! She's an old friend."

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