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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Because nobody knew about the mûmakil

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But they were irrelevant. 

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Because Nr. Leaf couldn’t decide wether to name his sourdough starter Moash, so Moash could die repeatedly, or the Ghanderflaffle Empire, so the Ghanderflaffle Empire could rise

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A coin was flipped.

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The Ghanderflaffle won.

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But sadly, it was one of the Ghanderflaffle Empire’s (place morning name) coins that were hendecahedrons

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Specifically a biaugmented triangular prism.

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Stupid eyes seeing faces instead of edges

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It was unfortunate because the coins were made of sodium metal.

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Luckily Ghanderflaffles had no water in them and were Cesium based life forms 

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Unluckily, Stick had dropped the coin into a glass of pure hydroxic acid.

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Which destroyed it instantly 

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Or so he thought. 

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Quitty took the acid to the kitchen for cleaning the Waffle irons, which unfortunately changed its shape and now created triangular prism-like waffles. 

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The shape made some wary of this type of waffle.

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Not wary enough to avoid eating them, though.

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“Come,” the waffles commanded. “Feast upon us.”

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And ingested about 1.5 cups of hydroxic acid.

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It was delicious for about 2.7 seconds.

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In an explosive fashion.

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There was much glitter.

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And lots of impure hydroxic acid.

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It was a terrifying sight.

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