Silva Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) These visions only propelled them to work faster for they showed them a horrible future in which they didn't succeed and the ghanderflaffle empire took over. Edited June 1, 2020 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 They worked themselves to undeath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 And when about to crash, they'd cut one another and drink their colleagues' coffee-laced blood to keep themselves awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 They still failed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 They tore at their hair and screamed, "We should've made them radishes! Radishes! Not turnips!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 But it was too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 So they went out into the sun after 13 long years in the lab, and offered a sacrificial dance to the Godmodders' God - The Godfodder. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 And beheld turnips! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 They cried tears of coffee-laced blood and the courtyard was filled with maniacal laughter as the insomniac scientists discovered the secret to Godmodder Transformation - The Turnip Dance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Under the light of the dying moon, they performed the ritual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 The Godfodder was pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Then Truthless godmodded their success into rutabagas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 The Godfodder said, "A great name for a turnip. I invented that long ago when I got tired of the word turnip." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 A turnip famine began. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 But the scientists had their turnips, so they didn't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Some of the turnips had personalities that matched their names and creators - Turnhipster (young gun), Turncoat (traitor gun), Turnitin (security gun), Turnobyl (nuclear powered), Turnippon (japanese made) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 There were also a couple of Rosharan lurnips mixed in, but no one could tell them apart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Which would prove disastrous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 As they tasted completely different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 The scientists would become terribly depressed after tasting them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 , and the only ritual they could perform would be a half-hearted Cupid Shuffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Which would only get them half a radish, at best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Because Jaywalk was easily mistaken for Chaos at high speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Crikey that’s scary The half radish suddenly gained sentience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Then a thermonuke hit it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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