Mat Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 A shop that, when opened, would spawn an empire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 A restaurant empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 With a real catchy slogan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Written by a famous consultant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 That inspired millions to overeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) Named Fred the Frog. Ninja’d Edited May 31, 2020 by Jaywalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Everyone who was named Fred the Frog lived in constant terror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 There weren't many people who fit the qualification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 And soon there were even less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 So they hired a consultant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 This consultant waged war on the consultant whose idea it was to inspire people to eat everyone named Fred the Frog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 A third consultant won. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) Who inspired everyone to eat the earth. Edited May 31, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Record amounts of dirt were ingested that quarter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Eventually, people discovered the core of Earth was actually made of chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Because that made sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 They only realized their mistake after they all died in space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 It had been good chocolate, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 *bzzzzt* We now interrupt with breaking news from Universe Hexagon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 “Plants have suddenly gained sentience and are demanding vengeance for hacking down millions of trees. Goodbye, and thanks for tuning in.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 The Hyxali nation has been completely wiped out, and survivors are now fleeing the subverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 We contacted the narrators, and one of them, @The Awakened Salad, has sided with the plants. Narrator Nameless replied to say that he would look into the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 His research was extensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 In the end he concluded that there was definitely something strange going on with the plants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 They aren’t normally able to operate flame throwers, you see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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