ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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And took on the name Jose Delgado.

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He was played by a British actor.

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Who had been raised in Texas.

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And born in Australia.

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Which was a good thing, as there wasn't much of Australia left after that.

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Because of the hidden thermonukes in the mountains of Siberia.

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Which the mimes had conquered in the early 2030's.

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Mimes were very territorial and they didn't like sharing. 

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Ninjas were very aggressive and wanted everything the mimes had.

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Obviously, the conflict had been quite unavoidable. 

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The mimes watched from the shadows as the ninjas tried to take the mines.

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During the conflict, Australia was hit by a Dawnshard.

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The emu had expected it.

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"I expected this," said the Emu. 

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As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

4 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

That depends, is he real?

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

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Truthless cursed furiously at whoever had decided that the letters m and n should look so darn similar while editing his post.

Edit: AHHHHHHHH

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Archivist told him that in general it was fine for him to curse, as long as they were Cosmere curses, but in this case he should leave the poor chap alone, since he was long dead.

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14 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

I got the hint!

9 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Archivist told him that in general it was fine for him to curse, as long as they were Cosmere curses, but in this case he should leave the poor chap alone, since he was long dead.

Or so they thought.

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1 hour ago, The_Archivist said:

As the most unexpected thing in the entire world, nothing could surprise it.

That was a bad hint, so I'm just going to say it. Studio C?

I got it too! 

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless cursed furiously at whoever had decided that the letters m and n should look so darn similar whole editing his post.

And the letters o and i, apparently ;) 

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In reality, he had been resurrected as the person responsible for the their there they're conundrum.

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And then killed again.

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But that was irrelevant, because he left a powerful legacy that inspired a little boy to attempt learning English.

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In order to open a grilled cheese sandwich shop.

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