ElephantEarwax

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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There was a collective intake of breath.

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Because Butt was collecting breath (not BioChromatic Breath, just breath)

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He was doing a study on halitosis because he loved Mary Poppins.

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He had a collection of jars that various people had breathed into. 

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And he sold them on the green market.

Edited by The_Archivist
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They were able to be weaponized in an emergency, as he had been researching how to increase their stink (for perfectly scientific reasons, of course).

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Anyone within a mile radius was affected by the stink breath jars.

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They were banned in most wars.

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The Great Jellyfish-Balloon War had suffered too many casualties. 

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After the Jellyfish started putting the jars in the Balloons, no side was winning anymore.

Edited by The_Archivist
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It simply wasn't worth one half of the population losing their sense of smell and the other half barfing every few minutes.

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The cost of Narrator Ene having finished reading the thread. B) 

Spoiler

I may have skimmed one or two parts, but Star gave me a summary. 

 

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Now all shall bow before her power.

Seriously, what?! How did you do that?

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To be fair, it took me a long time, I’d participated in the beginning, and again I did skim a couple parts. It was a ride. :P 

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That is some serious dedication. I don’t think I’d have the patience for it :lol:

Except for Jeremy. 

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Jeremy had a mustache, and as everyone knows, a mustache is like the aluminium of narrative powers.

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I had to take some long breaks :lol: 

Ene told Jeremy he was only a mustache and glasses to her. 

Edit: ARE WE THINKING OF THE SAME JEREMY

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Jeremy was very sad.

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He decided to go skydiving to relieve some stress.

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3 hours ago, AonEne said:

Edit: ARE WE THINKING OF THE SAME JEREMY

That depends, is he real?

Which was very fun, but only stressed him out more.

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Jeremy decided to do something drastic.

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