NameIess Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Whom everyone hated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 It was Butt Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 He'd been elected by a majority of one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 The deciding vote was a squirrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Who was promptly exiled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 And replaced by a woodchucking woodchuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Who could indeed chuck wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Over a mile, on a good day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 He had set numerous world records. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 He'd taken one or two Olympic gold medals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Plus winning numerous computions, he had also thrown the ceremonial first pitch at the final game of the cubs v. indians world series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 It had been too much for the bat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 It flew back to its cave, screeching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 I then had to have therapy till the end of it's days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 It chewed on baseballs because it couldn't decide what type of bat it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Then it discovered mothballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 And created a very lucrative business based on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Selling to other bats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 But the mothballs had traces of Brandon Sanderson, the leading cause of cancer in fruit bats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Luckily, the bats weren't fruit bats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 They were soap bats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Known for their turkey and mothball diets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Turkey and mothballs was the height of Ghanderflaffle cuisine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Famed as a delicacy worldwide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 Except in France. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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