The Unknown Ajah Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) 483. If you encounter a grenade being of the hand, which may be of the holiest of origins, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Edited June 10, 2022 by The Unknown Novel 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 49 minutes ago, The Unknown Novel said: 483. If you encounter a grenade being if hand, which may be of the holiest of origins, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I know this, and I haven't even watched the show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: I know this, and I haven't even watched the show. You should. Just watched it recently, it's amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Unknown Novel said: You should. Just watched it recently, it's amazing. I've only seen clips of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) I don’t know if this has been done before, but… 484. Always stay armed. You don’t necessarily have to have the newest/strongest/most modern weapon out there, but it’s (just shy of) always better to have a decent self-defense option than no self-defense option. Edited June 10, 2022 by Enter a username I missed a page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 485. Learn everything you can about the worlds magic, if applicable. If applicable, also try to learn the magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 486. there's always another secret, so keep looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 487. Having a sharp tongue means you're powerful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 I don't think this has been done 488. NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROPHECY MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 499. NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROPHECY MEMES WHAT YOU THINK IT MEMES Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 7:22 PM, Shining Silhouette said: 499. NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROPHECY MEMES WHAT YOU THINK IT MEMES Hide contents HAHAHA- I literally can’t- :3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 500. It never is "just the wind" NEVER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 4:11 PM, The Wandering Wizard said: 488. NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROPHECY MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS. On 6/21/2022 at 4:22 PM, Shining Silhouette said: 499. NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROPHECY MEMES WHAT YOU THINK IT MEMES I think we skipped a few... 489. Never say, "I'll [do this thing] if it's the last thing I do!" Chances are, it will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 490. Whatever legends or prophecies about the apocalypse there is in your world, assume they are entirely true, if maybe a bit distorted by time. Because not only they are but they will happen during your lifetime. So listen to the storyteller carefully, in case the legends tell the secret weakness of the soldiers of evil. You can also begin stockpiling food right now I guess. And listen everything that weird scarred guy in the village inn is saying about surviving in the wild. 491. When you hear a noise behind you, don't turn around slowly. Either turn back quickly, ready to fight whatever it is, or run away as fast as you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 492. Seek out and befriend the love interest. Because then it will actually be a love interest, and that will thicken the plot and boost morale and main character group strength. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) 493. If a group of mysterious travelers with entirely different backgrounds comes into your small town and you hear them talking about stuff that sounds serious but makes no sense, you might want to get out of there. 494. If you're one of the aforementioned travelers, you might want to try to avoid ruining normal people's lives on accident. 495. The best weapons are ones that don't exist until you summon them, then dissipate when you dismiss them. (Shardblades aren't the only ones...) 496. The moons of the world you live on can give an important glimpse into its history. 497. If there's a place no one can get into, chances are someone can and will get into it. 498. The less interesting things that happen where you live, the more likely it is that you will get to have a peaceful life without disturbance. 499. Cooperate with people who ask you too many questions about things in your world that seem normal to you. They want information, and you'll be very helpful to them. (Some of these have probably been repeated.) Edited August 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 18 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: 498. The less interesting things that happen where you live, the more likely it is that you will get to have a peaceful life without disturbance. 498b. This doesn't applies if you live in the absolute least interesting place in the world. Because the protagonist is likely to be from your village, which will make the bad guys come and kill everyone (except the protagonist's best friends/relatives, who are take hostages and are sent in a torture room) 498c. Avoid big cities too, as they are prone to devastating events such as battles, sieges, occupation or Death Star test. Go to an unremarkable town, but not so unremarkable that it becomes remarkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 500. Always listen to crazy people, because sometimes only crazy people pay attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 501. Emotional warfare is more effective for taking down the hero than combat. Make sure to stop the villain from learning your deepest, darkest secrets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 501b. However, they inevitably will, so be prepared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 501c. Turn them around on the villain, make them connect to you. That'll rattle 'em up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 502. If no one knows your name, RUN 502b. Make sure that everyone knows your name, but knows nothing about you. It prevents you from becoming a redshirt. 503. If you teach an unlikely prodigy something, make sure that you never see them again. This minimizes your chances of getting killed so that your former student can swear revenge over you. 503b. At least pull a Jasnah and fake your own death. 503c. If you do come into contact with your student again, help them with their quest, leave, and give them a letter and all of your assets. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 504a. If you are the good guy, do not trust neither rely on the general population, even if they support you. No matter how just is your cause, those people can get brainwashed by the dark lord and turn their cloaks against you in no time. 504b. If you are the bad guy, do not trust neither rely on the general population, even if they support you. No matter how much you brainwashed them, those people can rally to the just cause of some hero and turn their cloaks against you in no time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 505. The true power was within you all along! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 On 8/20/2022 at 10:03 AM, The Bookwyrm said: 499. Cooperate with people who ask you too many questions about things in your world that seem normal to you. They want information, and you'll be very helpful to them. 499 is taken, so technically all the ones after should be one later and this should be 500. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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