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I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely support and defend the Ghostbloods and its decrees against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; to forsake all other guilds and clans within the Alleyverse. That I will bear arms on behalf of the Ghostbloods when required by the Council; that I will gather all information, intelligence, and recruitment (when necessary) when required by the Council; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the Council; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Adonalsium.

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Clearly untrue. I care about TUBA; I think, therefore I am; I am not Itiah; I exist, therefore somebody does care about TUBA, therefore your statement is invalid.

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The thing that's vastly superior is my logic. SUFFER. B)

 

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Sorry Gancho.

Superiority comes in the form of spikeless cookies.

But you can place an order if you'd like - TUBA's always willing to provide.

18 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Nobody cares about TUBA, we are vastly superior.

 

See, Nobody is a good friend of mine. So close people sometimes confuse the two of us. :P

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On 3/28/2019 at 3:57 PM, Silva said:

See, Nobody is a good friend of mine. So close people sometimes confuse the two of us. :P

If people confuse you and nobody...

That explains so much!

"Nobody cares, Ark."

That was actually supportive! "Silva cares, Ark."

"Nobody is amused, Ark."

Also supportive! "Silva is amused, Ark."

And my friends are being nice too!

"Nobody loves you" is "Silva loves you"

The world seems so much nicer now! :P

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On 4/13/2019 at 4:48 AM, I think I am here. said:

*gasp*

*gasps intensify*

On 4/13/2019 at 0:48 AM, ElendVenture said:

We are vastly superior to TUBA and shall crush them beneath our sneaky poisoned blowguns.

Pffft.

What? No, I wasn't scoffing at your total inability to crush us, I was making blowgun sounds. Clearly. Come on, now.

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On 4/16/2019 at 3:55 PM, Gancho Libre said:

SHHHHHH! Ene, if he doesn't believe his character is the best, HE'LL SNAP AND DESTROY US ALL!!!

Uh... Yes, Lord Meeker! Yes! The cap. 65! Of course! Grovel! Grovel! Sniffling sound!

Misunderstanding fool of a gancho!

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Intelligence "cap" is 65 = mastermind. My character has allotted all his points 150 to the intelligence skill.

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