Vortaan Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 To the tune of "Shiny" from Moana Well you see Rashek didn't use to have this bod I used to be a mad little pack man But then I gained the powers of a god Now I'm divinity, baby Did the Surivor say, "He is just a man"? "He has faults, we can beat him"? I just need three words to prove to you you can't Your Keslier died Oh I'm the Lord Ruler I use Allomancy like I am a boss And you're a hoss next to the Lord Ruler I wear bracelets just to show off all my skills Give you a toss, don't you know? Skaa are dumb, dumb, dumb They think that I'm not dominant, dumb peasents Oh, and here they come, come, come To stab the only thing that's dominant Look dead peasents. I'd like a challenge Is this all you could manage? Well, well, well Little Mistborn's having trouble with my priest You little urchin vermin gutter trash Ouch! What a terrible performance Get a spike! (For her) At least your mentor did some damage, girl Yet I have to give you credit for your try Even if you are dumber than Kelsier And now I can give a new Inquistor atium Don't try to run, you see I'm the Lord Ruler! You'll never how much worse off you could be And you wont's see, because I'm the Lord Ruler Send your rabble but they could not ever hinder me I'd kill endlessly, Mistborn girl You could try, try, try But you can't expect a gutter trash To beat an Ascendant (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from a challenge I've found you quite boring You've upset the priesthood With this little House Warring You've fought hard to win But you're just a dirty urchin, Vin Mistborn! Do you you feel ever so forlorn? I'm not someone I am the Lord Ruler Just give up because if manage to kill me Then you'll see , why I'm the Lord Ruler I've protected you for more than ten centuries And you'll agree You could never be the Lord Ruler You'll probably miss the Lord Ruler! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrae Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 This is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) @Vortaan Great job! In case you're interested in doing more songs, and want a place specifically for them there's also this thread: Cosmere! The Musical Edited February 22, 2018 by Faceless Mist-Wraith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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