MacThorstenson Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Of course! Take a whole bag! Give them to your friends! Everyone deserves a cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 How many of them are spiked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 I'm offended that you would even ask that question. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathiau Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 Yeah honestly, how could you even think not all were spiked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) I need more cookies! The DA's trying to eat me and needs cookies to appease it! Edited April 9, 2021 by Gneorndin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 ... You do realize the DA is the preeminent bakers of the Alleyverse, right? The oldest of us DA members have tasted cookies that pre-date creation, and feast on baked goods with senses amplified a thousand-fold. In other words, could you please make them snickerdoodle and cadmium? Those are my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 Ok Heres how it worked: MacThorstenson and Voidus and zincaboutit were talking about DA members and eldrich horrors that were cuddly, I got concerned, Voidus invited me into a dark alley, I ran away, and Voidus sent some dark tendrils after me. I threw some DA cookies at the dark tendrils, they liked them, so I wanted more so the DA dark tendrils wouldnt eat me. I hit MacThorstenson and stole his cookies, then ran away again when in anger, he showed his eldrich-horror-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathiau Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Gneorndin said: Ok Heres how it worked: MacThorstenson and Voidus and zincaboutit were talking about DA members and eldrich horrors that were cuddly, I got concerned, Voidus invited me into a dark alley, I ran away, and Voidus sent some dark tendrils after me. I threw some DA cookies at the dark tendrils, they liked them, so I wanted more so the DA dark tendrils wouldnt eat me. I hit MacThorstenson and stole his cookies, then ran away again when in anger, he showed his eldrich-horror-ness. Then Aylitha complained and HR was invoked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gneorndin said: Ok Heres how it worked: MacThorstenson and Voidus and zincaboutit were talking about DA members and eldrich horrors that were cuddly, I got concerned, Voidus invited me into a dark alley, I ran away, and Voidus sent some dark tendrils after me. I threw some DA cookies at the dark tendrils, they liked them, so I wanted more so the DA dark tendrils wouldnt eat me. I hit MacThorstenson and stole his cookies, then ran away again when in anger, he showed his eldrich-horror-ness. Oh, I'm aware. I'm one of those ancient DA members who dabble in Lovecraftian experiments. Most of the ones my character, Xanas, deals with are less tentacle-y and more insect-related though. I was just saying I liked snickerdoodle, for reference information. Snickerdoodle, cadmium, and blood sacrifices always put the DA's Testing & Analysis Department in good moods. Sacrifices separate from the cookies, the hemoglobin doesn't mix with cadmium nicely. Edited April 10, 2021 by 18th Shard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, 18th Shard said: Oh, I'm aware. I'm one of those ancient DA members who dabble in Lovecraftian experiments. Most of the ones my character, Xanas, deals with are less tentacle-y and more insect-related though. I was just saying I liked snickerdoodle, for reference information. Snickerdoodle, cadmium, and blood sacrifices always put the DA's Testing & Analysis Department in good moods. Sacrifices separate from the cookies, the hemoglobin doesn't mix with cadmium nicely. I think except for Voidus, you are the oldest Alleyverse member still here right? Fate is off and on, and you are several years before I showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathiau Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 hour ago, MacThorstenson said: I think except for Voidus, you are the oldest Alleyverse member still here right? Fate is off and on, and you are several years before I showed up. When did Aylitha show up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 hours ago, mathiau said: Then Aylitha complained and HR was invoked What?!? This is why I've been dealing with HR all morning? You have no idea how many civilizations I had to harvest to get them off my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathiau Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 Just now, Voidus said: What?!? This is why I've been dealing with HR all morning? You have no idea how many civilizations I had to harvest to get them off my back. Their name was uttered as a warning, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, mathiau said: When did Aylitha show up? She was created spring 2019 I think, she and Cam are by far the newest OP department heads. Though I was referring primarily to the people behind the characters, 18th shard was one of the very first DA members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: She was created spring 2019 I think, she and Cam are by far the newest OP department heads. Though I was referring primarily to the people behind the characters, 18th shard was one of the very first DA members. Yeah, I mean in universe I suppose she's pretty old, among that group of nebulously aged entities who predate creation. Outside of that one of the more recent characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 6 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I think except for Voidus, you are the oldest Alleyverse member still here right? Fate is off and on, and you are several years before I showed up. Yep, that is true. Although I was gone on a mission the whole Alleyverse's Era 1 creation, so I came home and there were hundreds of pages of a universe that I didn't know about before. Xanas himself is old but he is from Roshar and human, so he does have an actual in-Cosmere beginning, unlike a lot of the other old DA members who are essentially cosmic beings. Xanas just got into the DA before it was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 COOKIES, I LOVE COOKIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: COOKIES, I LOVE COOKIES. Oh boy do I have a deal for you then my friend. For the small small price of a small portion* of your soul you can have all the cookies you want. Whadda ya say? *Disclaimer applies. Edited October 5, 2021 by MacThorstenson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 20 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: Oh boy do I have a deal for you then my friend. For the small small price of a small portion* of your soul you can have all the cookies you want. Whadda ya say? *Disclaimer applies. ooh, hm, I'll take it if I don't get sued for spreading it to my favorite Shardic Police officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 39 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: ooh, hm, I'll take it if I don't get sued for spreading it to my favorite Shardic Police officer. Why would we sue you for giving cookies to more people? We are a completely harmless* bakery trying to spread our love of alleys and cookies to all people. *Disclaimer applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 2 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: Why would we sue you for giving cookies to more people? We are a completely harmless* bakery trying to spread our love of alleys and cookies to all people. *Disclaimer applies. okay, I will take the cookies. "DELICIOUS" I say through mouthful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Could I perhaps have…a second cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Of course you can, we have a wide selection available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Ooh what are some of my options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Iron, Copper, Pewter... Oh, whoops. That's... a completely unrelated list of items. I meant to say chocolate chip? And er... Macademia White chocolate, double chocolate chip, pecan, raspberry and shortbread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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