Posted January 13, 2018 Welcome! If you have taken this cookie, HA! The experimental new hemalurgically spiked cookies will soon take effect! To avoid the undiscovered side effects, join the Dark Alley and recruit new members by making a link to this page and calling it a cookie! Any questions? No? Good. Get recruiting. Any of you wishing to, insteading of spreading cookies for fun, become a full denizen and do hemalurgic research for fun go here! 46 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2018 I choose to avoid Investment that comes from someone else's Innate stash. And is also impossible to remove without consequences. Fine with speculation though. Sign me up to not be in the Dark Alley, but not run afoul of them either. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2018 This is truly ingenious @Maelstrom. Good work! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2018 You know what @MacThorstenson this is a spectacular discovery. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2018 All the credit goes to Maelstrom. They were the genius that figured this out. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2018 Well then, here’s an upvote @Maelstrom 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 28, 2018 This is rather brilliant. Explains the whole "spiked cookie" thing a bit for the newcomers as well. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) @Maelstrom . Edited May 9, 2018 by Shallanah 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2018 New to this, so here goes, Spoiler Name: Rastor Finley Investiture: Steel Compounder Weapons: none; uses his fists at advanced speed to just cause mayhem Appearance: Black-haired Scadrian Weaknesses: Has become a Steel Savant, can't stop burning for more speed or the dependency kills him. Can't live a normal life. Steals food, never caught. Special Skills: Can go from 100mph to 100mph in zero seconds flat. Backstory: Taken to Roshar by a professor at Silverlight, he raced Fleet in a race and won. Of course, Fleet didn't know they were racing, so the jury's still out if it counts. Hates Kandra because one of them ate his father. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) The cookie was still good, spikes and all. Also, I already have plenty of spikes, look at my profile picture... Edited July 2, 2018 by Ark1002 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 10, 2018 (edited) What a blind old pau'an? Edited July 11, 2018 by DarthWoodrack 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 15, 2018 Will the spikes have a side effect when combined with the metals I already consumed? (I just finished the 3 Mistborn books last week and will start Alloy of Law as soon as possible) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 15, 2018 Nope, they should insert themselves automatically into your digestive tract in the relevant bind points. There wont be any interference. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2018 Great, this sounds like fun 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2018 Oh its loads of fun. Just greet new members with a smile and a cookie! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 18, 2018 I feel like this fits here... Credit to @Kal-Eldin 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2018 THIS IS GENIUS!!! I LOVE IT 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2018 Because everyone wants cookies endorsed by DEATH himself 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2018 DOWN WITH THE [spiked] COOKIES! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2018 DOWN WITH EVERYTHING! BURN THE STATUS QUO!! COOKIES FOREVER!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, BitBitio said: DOWN WITH THE [spiked] COOKIES! UP WITH THE [extra-spiked] COOKIES! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 21, 2018 Oh crap, someone revived this. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites