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Brandon Sanderson Pick-up Lines 3.0!


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Credit to Athelia who made the most recent one, and BreathTaker, who made one before that. Hmmm... How many of these have been made over the years?

With that out of the way, let the hilarity ensue!

One good one is from the Reckoners, though it's technically a reference; here's a paraphrased version: "I like you, but I'm too afraid to say it, so here's an awkward flirtation instead!"

what am I doing with my life

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Are you a Brass Compounder, cause you look really hot.

Are you an awakened sword, cause you take my breath away.

I must be tapping Chromium, cause there's no other way I would be lucky enough to meet you.

You must be a Windrunner, cause my eyes have been stuck to you all night.

Am I burning Atium, cause I see a future with you 

I must be a Seeker, cause I have been getting good vibes from you all day

I wish I was a Keeper, cause I wanna remember this night forever.

So you can burn Electrum, see any futures with me?

I'm gonna tap some bronze, cause I wanna be awake all night with you.

I wish I was a Truthwatcher, cause then I could progress with you.

 

These are all terrible, but really fun to tell to friends and watch them cringe

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16 hours ago, Archer said:

Hello. Let me offer you food. 

 

(Warbreaker reference) 

 

15 hours ago, .50 Caliber Gentleman said:

I haven't read Warbreaker, unfortunately 

I have, several times, and I still don’t get the reference... :wacko:

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1 hour ago, Herowannabe said:

I have, several times, and I still don’t get the reference... :wacko:

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White

Chapter 36, Susebron thinks the way the seductress tries to tempt the young prince is with food.

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22 hours ago, Archer said:

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White

Chapter 36, Susebron thinks the way the seductress tries to tempt the young prince is with food.

Ah yes, got it. ;)

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