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Up on the rooftop Coinshots reign,

Up jump good ol' Wax and Wayne.

Wax with his mistcoat and Sterrions two,

Wayne in his grip with hat askew.

 

Jump, jump, jump, who wouldn't go.

Up, up, up, who wouldn't show.

Up above the rooftops Coinshots fly,

Loving the freedoms of the sky!

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44 minutes ago, MonsterMetroid said:

Not a song but...

And what happened, then? Well, in Roshar they say – that King Taravangians small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of the Diagram came through,

Alternatively 

And what happened, then? Well on Sel they say Gyorn Hrathen's heart grew three sizes that day. An then - the true meaning of Shu Dereth came through, and then Hrathen found the strength of ten Gyorn's plus two.

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1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar
(sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are):

The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar
From destroying all of Roshar
Man of passion, must refashion
The life he has lead thus far

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Born a man, a beast he became
Killed his wife with vengeance's flame
Bent and broken, words were spoken
But that didn't end his shame

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Visions from the god of the sky
Showing the old deity die
End of nations, Desolations
Sorrow the end is nigh

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Pain is his, it's his cross to bare
Noahadon has helped get him there
Grieving, striving, odium denying
The weight he alone must bear.

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Glorious now behold him Ascend
All Three Realms his powers transcend
Words Accepted, Words Accepted!
He is Unity in the end

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

winner. this is amazing 

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2 hours ago, Rainier said:

A Tribute to our favorite Herald, may he rest in peace.

Lashing through the sky
With a bag of glowing spheres
O'er Alethela he flies
There is naught to fear

He protects us all
Glowing with Stormlight
Give Honor thanks we have him here
A Herald came to fight!

Jezrien, Jezrien,
We owe you everything.
Save us from our enemies
Herald, King of Kings.

Jezrien, Jezrien,
We owe you everything.
Save us from our enemies
Herald, King of Kings!

Alternate chorus:

Jezrien, Jezrien,
Herald brave and true!
We're so glad we've seen you and you know just what to do!

Jezrien, Jezrien,
Herald brave and true!
You would never lie to say the Desolation's through!

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Thanks @nutellaspren!

I was watching Santa Claus is Coming to town, and the scene where Kris Kringle redeems the Winter Warlock by telling him that "Changing from bad to good is as simple as taking your first step" got me to thinking about how things could have gone differently for poor Yelig-nared Meridas Amaram.

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Put one Foot In Front of the Other (only lyrics changed are bolded)

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

You never will get where you're going
If you never get up on your feet
Come on, there's a good tail wind blowing
A fast walking man is hard to beat

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

If you want to change your direction
If your time of life is at hand
Well don't be the rule, be the exception
A good way to start is to stand

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

If I want to change the reflection
I see in the mirror each day
(Oh you do!)
The next step it's just my selection
(Just that!)
Then I'll be walking the right way
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

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typo, like usual
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Hark! The Almighty's Heralds say,
"The Voidbringers have gone away"
Peace on Roshar, no more men fall,
We shall leave, reclaim the Halls
Joyful, all ye nations, rise,
Join our battles in the skies;
With the King of Heralds proclaim,
"We shall claim our home again."

Hark! The Almighty's Heralds say,
"The Voidbringers have gone away"

 
 

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4 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar
(sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are):

The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar
From destroying all of Roshar
Man of passion, must refashion
The life he has lead thus far

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Born a man, a beast he became
Killed his wife with vengeance's flame
Bent and broken, words were spoken
But that didn't end his shame

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Visions from the god of the sky
Showing the old deity die
End of nations, Desolations
Sorrow the end is nigh

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Pain is his, it's his cross to bare
Noahadon has helped get him there
Grieving, striving, odium denying
The weight he alone must bear.

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Glorious now behold him Ascend
All Three Realms his powers transcend
Words Accepted, Words Accepted!
He is Unity in the end

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Send that as a postcard to Sanderson, dude! It's perfect.

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9 minutes ago, Ookla the Apostate said:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clod...

Something about Vasher... Vashing through the snow?

Flying through the sky
With a sword that learned to talk
Over heads we run
To catch a shiny rock!
Evil all around
Making Nightblood say
Hey Szeth if you could draw me then
We could destroy evil today, Oh
Chorus:
Swing the sword, swing the sword
There's evil all around
O let Nightblood do his thing

And Lift can then chow down!

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Lopen, the One Armed Bridgeman

Told a lot of awful jokes

And if you ever heard them
You would really hope he chokes
All of the other bridgemen
Used to say he was insane
They'd never let poor Lopen
Get away with any of his claims
Then one Weeping Lopen found
He began to glow
Grabbed the spheres from all his friends
Now he can clap hands again!
Now that Lopen has two arms
All the friendly bridgemen hope
Lopen the One Armed Bridgeman
Has no two-armed Herdazin jokes!

(No idea why the formatting here is weird, it will not let me fix it)

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To Silent Night

Empty Night, Hear my plight.

All is gone,

All is Night.

Holding on, the last of my will,

Chasm with water will rapidly fill,

Lies and hatred have won.

Lies and hatred have won.

 

Empty Night, Hear my plight.

Venli hear,

My despair.

Do not trust our gods' violet lies,

Turn your heart from deception and spies.

Lies and hatred may win.

Lies and hatred may win.

 

Empty Night, Hear my plight.

Hear my words,

Little Light.

Find my sister and help her to see,

Truth and joy e'en without me.

Lies and hatred can't win.

Lies and hatred can't win.

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(to the tune of "away in a manger") 

Off in Urithiru, 

Our heroes are home, 

Unknowing that these halls, 

An Unmade does roam,

 

The kills of the people, 

Are mimicked in kind, 

By shadowy essence, 

Of smoke wrapped in rind,

 

A Lightweaver hunting, 

Will soon find the way, 

To Re-Shephir's refuge, 

To see what they may, 

 

Descending the staircase, 

They find her now free, 

A touch and vision, 

And Re-Shephir flees. 

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I know this one Hebrew Hanukkah song, Banu Hoshech, and totally fits so even if only two people on the Shard understand it I’m doing it.

Go away Thunderclast from Roshar!

In our hands are Shards and swords!

All of us can swear small Oaths!

United, we can fight Desolations!

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You're a mean one, Sadeas
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as cremling
You're as slipp'ry as an eel,
Sadeas
You're a bad high prince who loves to double deal

You're a monster, Sadeas
You're heart's an empty void
Your brain is like a spider's
You've got chull dung in your soul, Sadeas
Wit's insults for you were—
The best I've ever Hoid

You're a vile one, Sadeas
You have lie spren in your smile
You have all the tender sweetnes of a whitespine in a rile
Given the choice between the two of you I'd pick
the whitespine by a mile

You're a foul one, Sadeas
Your'e a nasty, wasty mink
You're heart's a crem filled cistern
Your soul is full of ink
Sadeas

The three words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

Now you're rotting, Sadeas
With a stab wound through your eye
My only true regret is that I didn't see you die
Sadeas

Your soul is an appalling latrine
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable excrement imaginable
Smelling worse than a dirty pigsty

You nauseate me, Sadeas
with your reeking fetid stench
Your corpse is gross and bloated
so we threw you in a trench

You're a nose-plugger stinker
with a stench that's so vile that
Even the weeping cannot drench.

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Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

I don't know which way I should go

I'll map and paint, so I will know

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

I think it's one big Fabriel

The Siblings gone so I can't tell

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

Shallan chase that copycat

It's Re-Shephir, lets make it scat

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

Urithiru, Urithiru,

So many hallway branches.

"I THINK HORNEEEEEEEEEE-TER WINE IS GREAT

Oh no, I'm Gonna Regurgitate"

 

 

 

blarg

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To the tune of Oh Chanakkah oh Channakkah

Oh Middlfest, Oh Middledest, ignite the stormlight. Let's win some shards and establish the bond. Run across Shadesmar, seeing some spren. Eating tallew and becoming awesome. Defying unmade. Spheres erupt with light. Getting my boon carries me through the night, Thaylen city is now alright.

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All Rayse Wants for Christmas (All I Want for Christmas is You)

 

Spoiler

I don’t want a lot on Roshar

There is just one guy I need

Yes, you’re humbled in the presence

Of the greatest god of three

But I still need a champion

Dalinar, please take me on

Make my wish come true

All I want this battle is you

 

(Singers start chanting to the Rhythm of Festivity)

 

I don’t want for much on Roshar

I have most all that I need

I have control of your army

And vast hordes of Parshendi

Unmade spren, a red tempest, and

Fused that glide and ride the storms, but

Amaram can’t make me happy

With his freaky Voidlight form

 

I just need the Blackthorn for

General of my new war

Let the Thrill course through

All I want this battle is you

 

Oh, I’ve seen many men of Passion

Warriors great of strong resolve

Then come they a crawling to me

From their guilts to be absolved

I won’t let you live your pains now

Dalinar, I am the void

Together we can conquer Roshar

All the Shards must be destroyed

 

‘Cause I’ve groomed you your whole life long

Made you brutal, made you strong

So be my champion true

All I want this battle is you

 

Oh, all the fires are burning

So bright in the city

And the sound of people

Burning to death fills your mem’ry

And everyone is dying

I hear your dead wife crying

Dalinar, please make me

The one to give your pain

Won’t you please give it quickly ‘fore it drives you insane?

 

Oh, that’s all that I want on Roshar

Just a murder-crazy dude

Better than an alcoholic

Or by grief to be consumed

 

Oh, I just need you for my use

Time to set the Blackthorn loose

What else can you do?

All I want this battle is you

 

All I want this battle is you, Dalinar...

 

 

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