RShara Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Up on the rooftop Coinshots reign, Up jump good ol' Wax and Wayne. Wax with his mistcoat and Sterrions two, Wayne in his grip with hat askew. Jump, jump, jump, who wouldn't go. Up, up, up, who wouldn't show. Up above the rooftops Coinshots fly, Loving the freedoms of the sky! Edited December 21, 2017 by RShara 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMetroid Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Not a song but... And what happened, then? Well, in Roshar they say – that King Taravangians small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of the Diagram came through, 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, MonsterMetroid said: Not a song but... And what happened, then? Well, in Roshar they say – that King Taravangians small heart grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of the Diagram came through, Alternatively And what happened, then? Well on Sel they say Gyorn Hrathen's heart grew three sizes that day. An then - the true meaning of Shu Dereth came through, and then Hrathen found the strength of ten Gyorn's plus two. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutellaspren Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar (sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are): The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar From destroying all of Roshar Man of passion, must refashion The life he has lead thus far O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Born a man, a beast he became Killed his wife with vengeance's flame Bent and broken, words were spoken But that didn't end his shame O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Visions from the god of the sky Showing the old deity die End of nations, Desolations Sorrow the end is nigh O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Pain is his, it's his cross to bare Noahadon has helped get him there Grieving, striving, odium denying The weight he alone must bear. O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Glorious now behold him Ascend All Three Realms his powers transcend Words Accepted, Words Accepted! He is Unity in the end O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight winner. this is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Rainier said: A Tribute to our favorite Herald, may he rest in peace. Lashing through the sky With a bag of glowing spheres O'er Alethela he flies There is naught to fear He protects us all Glowing with Stormlight Give Honor thanks we have him here A Herald came to fight!Jezrien, Jezrien,We owe you everything.Save us from our enemies Herald, King of Kings. Jezrien, Jezrien,We owe you everything.Save us from our enemies Herald, King of Kings! Alternate chorus: Jezrien, Jezrien, Herald brave and true! We're so glad we've seen you and you know just what to do! Jezrien, Jezrien, Herald brave and true! You would never lie to say the Desolation's through! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Thanks @nutellaspren! I was watching Santa Claus is Coming to town, and the scene where Kris Kringle redeems the Winter Warlock by telling him that "Changing from bad to good is as simple as taking your first step" got me to thinking about how things could have gone differently for poor Yelig-nared Meridas Amaram. Put one Foot In Front of the Other (only lyrics changed are bolded) Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking out the door You never will get where you're going If you never get up on your feet Come on, there's a good tail wind blowing A fast walking man is hard to beat Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking out the door If you want to change your direction If your time of life is at hand Well don't be the rule, be the exception A good way to start is to stand Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking out the door If I want to change the reflection I see in the mirror each day (Oh you do!)The next step it's just my selection (Just that!)Then I'll be walking the right way You put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor You put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking out the door Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you'll be walking out the door Edited December 22, 2017 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine typo, like usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortaan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Hark! The Almighty's Heralds say, "The Voidbringers have gone away" Peace on Roshar, no more men fall, We shall leave, reclaim the Halls Joyful, all ye nations, rise, Join our battles in the skies; With the King of Heralds proclaim, "We shall claim our home again." Hark! The Almighty's Heralds say, "The Voidbringers have gone away" Edited December 22, 2017 by Vortaan 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezrien Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clod... Something about Vasher... Vashing through the snow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar (sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are): The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar From destroying all of Roshar Man of passion, must refashion The life he has lead thus far O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Born a man, a beast he became Killed his wife with vengeance's flame Bent and broken, words were spoken But that didn't end his shame O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Visions from the god of the sky Showing the old deity die End of nations, Desolations Sorrow the end is nigh O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Pain is his, it's his cross to bare Noahadon has helped get him there Grieving, striving, odium denying The weight he alone must bear. O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Glorious now behold him Ascend All Three Realms his powers transcend Words Accepted, Words Accepted! He is Unity in the end O man of wonder, man of might Man of splintered honor's light Radiant leading, voice he's heeding Unite them for the coming fight Send that as a postcard to Sanderson, dude! It's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezrien Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Lashing through the sky With sack of shining broams. Kaladin likes to fly, Over all our homes! Glowing broams, glowing broams, Full of stormy light! O what fun to claim the sky and to soar all day and night! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortaan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ookla the Apostate said: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clod... Something about Vasher... Vashing through the snow? Flying through the skyWith a sword that learned to talkOver heads we runTo catch a shiny rock!Evil all aroundMaking Nightblood sayHey Szeth if you could draw me thenWe could destroy evil today, OhChorus: Swing the sword, swing the sword There's evil all around O let Nightblood do his thingAnd Lift can then chow down! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortaan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Lopen, the One Armed Bridgeman Told a lot of awful jokes And if you ever heard them You would really hope he chokes All of the other bridgemen Used to say he was insane They'd never let poor Lopen Get away with any of his claims Then one Weeping Lopen found He began to glow Grabbed the spheres from all his friends Now he can clap hands again! Now that Lopen has two arms All the friendly bridgemen hope Lopen the One Armed Bridgeman Has no two-armed Herdazin jokes! (No idea why the formatting here is weird, it will not let me fix it) Edited December 22, 2017 by Vortaan 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Where is the spike icon when I need it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortaan Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, RShara said: Where is the spike icon when I need it? I know you want to steal my skills, but you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 To Silent Night Empty Night, Hear my plight. All is gone, All is Night. Holding on, the last of my will, Chasm with water will rapidly fill, Lies and hatred have won. Lies and hatred have won. Empty Night, Hear my plight. Venli hear, My despair. Do not trust our gods' violet lies, Turn your heart from deception and spies. Lies and hatred may win. Lies and hatred may win. Empty Night, Hear my plight. Hear my words, Little Light. Find my sister and help her to see, Truth and joy e'en without me. Lies and hatred can't win. Lies and hatred can't win. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wit Beyond Measure Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 O come, all ye Radiant Glowing and triumphant O come ye, o come ye to Urithiru Come and swear oaths to Spren splinters of Honor! O come, let us unite them O come, let us unite them O come, let us unite them Vanish the Void O come, let us unite them O come, let us unite them O come, let us unite them in Urithiru 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wit Beyond Measure Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 To the tune of Two Front Teeth: All I want from Tashikk is my ten pancakes My ten pancakes Smell those ten pancakes Gee, if I could only eat my ten pancakes I’d slide starvin’ clear to Azimir! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (to the tune of "away in a manger") Off in Urithiru, Our heroes are home, Unknowing that these halls, An Unmade does roam, The kills of the people, Are mimicked in kind, By shadowy essence, Of smoke wrapped in rind, A Lightweaver hunting, Will soon find the way, To Re-Shephir's refuge, To see what they may, Descending the staircase, They find her now free, A touch and vision, And Re-Shephir flees. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 I know this one Hebrew Hanukkah song, Banu Hoshech, and totally fits so even if only two people on the Shard understand it I’m doing it. Go away Thunderclast from Roshar! In our hands are Shards and swords! All of us can swear small Oaths! United, we can fight Desolations! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melovespie Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 To the tune of the hallelujah chorus: Odium For ever and ever Shard of shards O-di-um, O-di-um! And he shall reign for ever and ever And he shall hate for ever and ever O-di-i-um!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) You're a mean one, Sadeas You really are a heel You're as cuddly as cremling You're as slipp'ry as an eel, Sadeas You're a bad high prince who loves to double deal You're a monster, Sadeas You're heart's an empty void Your brain is like a spider's You've got chull dung in your soul, Sadeas Wit's insults for you were— The best I've ever Hoid You're a vile one, Sadeas You have lie spren in your smile You have all the tender sweetnes of a whitespine in a rile Given the choice between the two of you I'd pick the whitespine by a mile You're a foul one, Sadeas Your'e a nasty, wasty mink You're heart's a crem filled cistern Your soul is full of ink Sadeas The three words that best describe you, Are as follows, and I quote" Stink! Stank! Stunk! Now you're rotting, Sadeas With a stab wound through your eye My only true regret is that I didn't see you die Sadeas Your soul is an appalling latrine Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable excrement imaginable Smelling worse than a dirty pigsty You nauseate me, Sadeas with your reeking fetid stench Your corpse is gross and bloated so we threw you in a trench You're a nose-plugger stinker with a stench that's so vile that Even the weeping cannot drench. Edited December 23, 2017 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine typos 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willshaping Crasher Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. I don't know which way I should go I'll map and paint, so I will know Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. I think it's one big Fabriel The Siblings gone so I can't tell Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. Shallan chase that copycat It's Re-Shephir, lets make it scat Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. Urithiru, Urithiru, So many hallway branches. "I THINK HORNEEEEEEEEEE-TER WINE IS GREAT Oh no, I'm Gonna Regurgitate" blarg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wit Beyond Measure Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Ode to the Squires Carrying bridges to war was frightful But Rock's stew is so delightful As our powers begin to grow Let us glow! Let us glow! Let us glow! We'll never show signs of stopping And keep those Voidbringers really hopping But if we should start to slow Let us glow! Let us glow! Let us glow! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) To the tune of Oh Chanakkah oh Channakkah Oh Middlfest, Oh Middledest, ignite the stormlight. Let's win some shards and establish the bond. Run across Shadesmar, seeing some spren. Eating tallew and becoming awesome. Defying unmade. Spheres erupt with light. Getting my boon carries me through the night, Thaylen city is now alright. Edited December 24, 2017 by Nathrangking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhythm of Awesome Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 All Rayse Wants for Christmas (All I Want for Christmas is You) Spoiler I don’t want a lot on Roshar There is just one guy I need Yes, you’re humbled in the presence Of the greatest god of three But I still need a champion Dalinar, please take me on Make my wish come true All I want this battle is you (Singers start chanting to the Rhythm of Festivity) I don’t want for much on Roshar I have most all that I need I have control of your army And vast hordes of Parshendi Unmade spren, a red tempest, and Fused that glide and ride the storms, but Amaram can’t make me happy With his freaky Voidlight form I just need the Blackthorn for General of my new war Let the Thrill course through All I want this battle is you Oh, I’ve seen many men of Passion Warriors great of strong resolve Then come they a crawling to me From their guilts to be absolved I won’t let you live your pains now Dalinar, I am the void Together we can conquer Roshar All the Shards must be destroyed ‘Cause I’ve groomed you your whole life long Made you brutal, made you strong So be my champion true All I want this battle is you Oh, all the fires are burning So bright in the city And the sound of people Burning to death fills your mem’ry And everyone is dying I hear your dead wife crying Dalinar, please make me The one to give your pain Won’t you please give it quickly ‘fore it drives you insane? Oh, that’s all that I want on Roshar Just a murder-crazy dude Better than an alcoholic Or by grief to be consumed Oh, I just need you for my use Time to set the Blackthorn loose What else can you do? All I want this battle is you All I want this battle is you, Dalinar... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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