RShara

[OB]Holiday Carols, Cosmere Edition

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Happy Solstice, everyone.

Let's do some Cosmere themed holiday carols to bring some extra brightness to our lives!  I'll start with this, set to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas".  Mild Oathbringer Spoilers, which is why it has to be in this forum.

On the Twelfth Day of Weeping, my Highprince gave to me

Twelve Living Shards,
Eleven Spren A'Spinning,
Ten Heralds Leaping,
Nine Odious Splinters,
Eight Princes Squabbling,
Seven Books for Writing,
Sixth of the Dusk,
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Thousand Breaths,
Four Mistborn Eras,
Three Realms United,
Two Twinborn Twins,
And a dark Blade in a Bright Sheath.

 

Let's hear yours!

Edited by RShara
NB mention wasn't clear enough
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Santa Rayse is coming to town

O you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why Santa Rayse is coming to town.

He sees you when you're ascending, he knows when you're a shard.

He hates you whether you are bad or good so call Hoid for goodness sake.

O you better watch out, you'd better not invest, you'd better run to Scadrial I'm telling you why Santa Rayse is coming to town.

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Nice one!

We wish you a Merry Koloss

We wish you a Merry Koloss

We wish you a Merry Koloss

And a Happy Iron-Eyes!

Good Harmony's Peace

To you and your kin

We wish you a Merry Koloss and a Happy Iron-Eyes!

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this makes very little actual sense but whatever

Hoid rest ye merry worldhoppers, let nothing you dismay
Remember Adonalsium left Shards that live today,
To save us all from Rayse's ego and his nine Unmade.
O tidings of Harmony and hope, harm'ny and hope,
o tidings of Harmony and hope!

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1 minute ago, nutellaspren said:

this makes very little actual sense but whatever

Hoid rest ye merry worldhoppers, let nothing you dismay
Remember Adonalsium left Shards that live today,
To save us all from Rayse's ego and his nine Unmade.
O tidings of Harmony and hope, harm'ny and hope,
o tidings of Harmony and hope!

I think I'm crying??? 

Heralds bless you, child. You have saved my soul. 

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Joy to the World, Lord Odium has come!

Let Roshar receive its King

Let every heart surrender him guilt

And Knights 'n Heralds burn

And Knights 'n Heralds burn

And Kniiiiighhhhts 'n Heralds with him burn!

 

Hmmm too dark?

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What Shards are these, who laid to rest
On planet Sel are sleeping?
Whom Odium murdered in coldest blood,
with Aon splinters keeping?
These, these, were Aona and Skai,
who once did devotion and dominion bring.
Haste, haste, to use the Dor,
the Aons to channel Devotion.

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Last highstorm, I gave you a stick
But the very next day, I was still a stick
This time, to save me from fire
I'll still be a stick, not special

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Sentient sword, blasphemous sword,
Evil dies, it wants more;
Destroy evil every day
Smoking scabbard leaves no remains
Drink Ivestiture deep,
Drink Ivestiture deep!

Nightblood will fight, while there's Stormlight,
When he's out, you'll turn white;
If he drains you fully you'll die,
Sheathe him quickly or say your goodbye
Nightblood destroyer of Shards,
Nightblood destroyer of Shards!

Sentient sword, blasphemous sword,
Vasher's shame whose lover it gored;
All colors will drain from the place
Where it touches you just a taste,
Destroy Evil today,
Destroy Evil today!

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6 minutes ago, Rainier said:
Sentient sword, blasphemous sword,
Evil dies, it wants more;
Destroy evil every day
Smoking scabbard leaves no remains
Drink Ivestiture deep,
Drink Ivestiture deep!

Nightblood will fight, while there's Stormlight,
When he's out, you'll turn white;
If he drains you fully you'll die,
Sheathe him quickly or say your goodbye
Nightblood destroyer of Shards,
Nightblood destroyer of Shards!

Sentient sword, blasphemous sword,
Vasher's shame whose lover it gored;
All colors will drain from the place
Where it touches you just a taste,
Destroy Evil today,
Destroy Evil today!

This is fantastic B)

 

For some Hanukkah representation:

I have a little spanreed
I made it out of spren
And when it's dry and ready
My spanreed I shall pen
Oh, spanreed spanreed spanreed,
I made it out of spren,
And with it I can send texts
All the way to Thaylen.

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Oh, Roshar tree, oh Roshar tree,
How lovely are thy...

Where'd it go?

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O little town of Luthadel, how still we see thee lie
Above thy gates and ashy streets the silent mists go by.
Within thy dark walks hideth the everlasting Well,
And over in the Cognitive we find our old friend Kel.

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Sung by Lift...

Dashing through the drop-deads,
On awesome feet like mine.
Over the bumps I go,
Sliding all the way.
Ain't it an awesome thing,
Making me more awesome.
What fun it is to slide and WHAMM...

Wyndle...


Drop-dead falls, Drop-dead falls,
Drop-deads fall all around.
Oh why do I have such bad luck
With the knight to whom I'm bound.

Edited by Draigon
Edited to add the chorus.
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Twas the night before middlefest and all through realm nothing was stirring not even larkin,

The spheres were hung in cages with great care, unfortunately soon his Lordship Odium would be there.

In Shadesmar the spren lay in wait, waiting to be called across the way.

Honorspren all dressed in blue and a cryptic without any truths stood at ready for the bond.

Across the realms there came a great roar and the spren shot up not wanting to hear more.

 

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Oh the weather outside's psychotic,
and the Stormfather's neurotic,
but the heatrial's nice and warm,
Let it Storm, let it Storm, let it Storm!

 

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Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains, 
How lovely are your chasms!
They're dark and deep, and full of things:
Whatever the next Highstorm brings.
Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your chasms!

Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your warcamps!
They're filled with armies, bearing shards,
O'er bridges from the lumberyards.
Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your warcamps!

Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your Greatshells!
They come above the ground to dwell;
Then killed for gems inside their shells.
Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your Greatshells!

Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your Listeners!
They fight for life, and don't succumb
To the Voidspren of Odium.
Oh Shattered Plains, oh Shattered Plains,
How lovely are your Listeners!

Edited by Carbonationspren
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Mistborn Era 2 Spoilers

Spoiler

 

What Shard is this, whose red-gold breath
surrounds the world of Harmony?
Whose metal strange Lessie deranged
while Kel did something shady?

It's probably Bavadin,
though Hoid knows we might be fooled again!
Watch out for Autonomy,
for irony's not in her wheelhouse

 

 

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The Way of Kings Has Saved Dalinar
(sung to the Tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are):

The Way of Kings has saved Dalinar
From destroying all of Roshar
Man of passion, must refashion
The life he has lead thus far

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Born a man, a beast he became
Killed his wife with vengeance's flame
Bent and broken, words were spoken
But that didn't end his shame

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Visions from the god of the sky
Showing the old deity die
End of nations, Desolations
Sorrow the end is nigh

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Pain is his, it's his cross to bare
Noahadon has helped get him there
Grieving, striving, odium denying
The weight he alone must bear.

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

Glorious now behold him Ascend
All Three Realms his powers transcend
Words Accepted, Words Accepted!
He is Unity in the end

O man of wonder, man of might
Man of splintered honor's light
Radiant leading, voice he's heeding
Unite them for the coming fight

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Do you think we could persuade Team Sanderson to sing any of these and record it?

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A Tribute to our favorite Herald, may he rest in peace.

Lashing through the sky
With a bag of glowing spheres
O'er Alethela he flies
There is naught to fear

He protects us all
Glowing with Stormlight
Give Honor thanks we have him here
A Herald came to fight!

Jezrien, Jezrien,
We owe you everything.
Save us from our enemies
Herald, King of Kings.

Jezrien, Jezrien,
We owe you everything.
Save us from our enemies
Herald, King of Kings!

Edited by Rainier
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Oh Holy Stone,

Never will I tread thee.

You are the life and the strength of this land.

All through our lives, we Shin in reverence hold thee.

You are our Truth and our souls feel your worth.

 

Fall on our knees! Oh hear the Shamans speaking!

Rejoice, oh rejoice! Oohh Stone!  Oh stone divine.

 

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Sylphrena the ancient daughter was a very merry spren,

all dressed in blue she evolves to an higher form.

She becomes a blade like honor made though she knows not 

what its for.

She rides the winds and always grins as she flies through the air.

She is the child of a shadow of a splinter of a god. Syl made a bond with

the bridgeman guard and took up Jez's arms. 

 

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Oh Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day!
Though truth be told it's best to stay away.
They're big and blue and not very bright,
but you're not going to beat them in a fight.

Retreat! Retreat! The koloss are here!
And any sane man ought to quake with fear.

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Singer Carol (to the tune of Sussex Carol)

In Everstorms, all Singers sing,
To Rhythms new the Voidspren bring;
Rhythms of Fury and Malice and Spite,
Rhythms helping the Parshmen to fight.

The Fused, for sure, are now quite glad
They have new bodies to be had.
Cognitive Shadows: they're Odium's friends,
Putting all Roshar in Parshendi hands.

The Parshmen, too, out in the storm,
Are now assuming new Voidforms.
Forms granting Lashings, and Weavings, and Sight,
Voidbindings, fueled with Odium's Voidlight.

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