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Whose Shardblade *is* it, actually?  

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  1. 1. Whose Shardblade *is* it, actually?

    • Definitely Hoid's. Yupyup.
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    • Dalinar hid it in a toilet and then forgot about it
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    • The Shardblade is on the run from the Cosmere sword police, who suspect it of multiple counts of illegal necromancy
      11
    • It's a vital cog in Stick's plans.
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    • Someone forgot to dull it when they put it away and now it's floating in space after carving its way through the planet.
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Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? - Cosmere edition!

I am your host Topaz Hoidius and welcome to Whose Shardblade is it Anyway? Where the questions are made up and the Everstorm doesn't matter.

So to those who don't know what's up, post quips and little statements related to Cosmere lore, not in question form, and have people improvise a response to it.

Some examples…

1) Things Hoid isn't responsible for

2) Heralds who didn't make the top ten

3) etc.,

Being witty is the only requirement!

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14 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

1)Unlikely awakening commands.

 

"Sit! Stay!" (works every time!)

"Throw things when held"

"Wiggle across the floor, climb inside the tea cup, then shake around."

"Destroy Weevils!"

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14 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

2)Shard stances that nobody can stand

Political Stance

Riverdance Stance

Happen Stance

Whatever this stance is called: 

mrw-i-eat-mexican-food-but-im-feeling-sa

Breaking Wind Stance     (I'm sorry, my wife made me add it. She insisted that it was funny. <_< )

 

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Just now, Herowannabe said:

"Throw things when held"

Imagine doing that to your own glove and shaking someone's hand. Instant judo glove. :D

4 hours ago, Farnsworth said:

1) The unfortunate 6th oath

"I will protect all of the pancakes, even if I hate mayo on crêpes"

Ok, I've got a thing.

1) The Shards have discovered the STC source code for Facebook. Show us some of their status updates.

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15 hours ago, Farnsworth said:

 

1) The unfortunate 6th oath

 

I will stop asking my Spren questions that they could easily answer if they wanted to, but don’t because it would spoil plot points in future books. 

5 hours ago, Herowannabe said:

 

1) Prophecies about the Hero of Ages that the Terris would rather forget. 

And it may be cheating but I’ll do one for my own topic, too. ;)  

He will carry the guilt of all things in his heart. Like seriously, he’ll feel guilty for everything. Even dumb things like the ability to keep warm in the middle of the rusting winter. 

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4 hours ago, thegatorgirl00 said:

Preservation: … refuses to change status

Ruin: ... Planning to take down my buddy Leras, bet he won't see this next thing coming. #revolution #watchoutforearrings #thxkelsier (Status updated: 3 seconds ago)

Ruin: ... BOOM! Where you at, Rashicky or whatever?! IN THE COGNITIVE REALM! #kelsierMVP #myfavmistborn #seeyouinhell (Status updated: 2 seconds ago)

Ruin: ... What the rust, Kelsier you teamkilling bunch of stormleavings! You're getting disowned. #didntlikeyouanyway #quitter #iplanneditanyway (Status updated: 1 second ago)

Ruin: ... Guess who just got a divorce. #abouttime #byeleras #wasfunwhileitlasted #marshbestboy (Status updated: 1 second ago)

Ruin: ... *scream of incomprehensible rage* #youtoomarsh #butithoughtwehadsomething #holyrustswhatisthat #mistexmachina 

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16 hours ago, Vissy said:

1) The Shards have discovered the STC source code for Facebook. Show us some of their status updates.

Spoiler

 

[preservation]: Don't you think we are all just a part of something bigger in the universe?

[ruin]: *deletes account*

[cultivation]: *deletes a few posts to make her look better*

[Ambition]: Alright guys my journey to getting 1 million friends has begun! Only 999,988 more to go!

[Autonomy]: In a relationship with myself, and myself, and myself, and...

[Devotion]: OMG I like totes love my bf he's my EVERYTHING!

[Dominion]: Hah! Get owned punk!

[Honor]: Life before death, Strength before weakness, Social media before everything!

[Odium]: I've found my passion in life...

[Trell]: Thats a nice planet you have there... it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it...

 

 

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On 12/22/2017 at 4:11 AM, Vissy said:

1) The Shards have discovered the STC source code for Facebook. Show us some of their status updates.

Preservation: Entering an unchanging state of Zen.

Ruin: While you are in your state of Zen I will end everything as it is meant to.

Endowment: Just gave out mysterious gifts.

Honor: Unite random strangers to do an enigmatic task.

Odium: Just met with nine passionate friends of mine.

Cultivation: How does this hair pruning make me look?

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On ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 4:29 AM, Herowannabe said:

I'll contribute a topic, too:

1) Prophecies about the Hero of Ages that the Terris would rather forget. 

 

On ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 9:32 AM, Herowannabe said:

 He will carry the guilt of all things in his heart. Like seriously, he’ll feel guilty for everything. Even dumb things like the ability to keep warm in the middle of the rusting winter. 

Kaladin is the Hero of Ages?!?!?:o

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On ‎12‎/‎21‎/‎2017 at 2:01 PM, Nathrangking said:

1)Unlikely awakening commands.

  • Wipe them out, all of them!
  • Be true to yourself
  • follow your dreams
  • do your worst
  • never tell me the odds
  • create/destroy water
  • conjure woodland beings
  • shoot for the stars
  • play dead
  • run for the hills
  • tell me the answer to the question of life the universe and everything
  • tell me the question of life the universe and everything
  • open google docs
  • open sesame
  • don't stop believing
  • execute order 66
  • execute order 17
  • execute steve
  • open cans
  • go ding when there's stuff
  • leave it to the professionals
  • don't believe everything you read
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On 22/12/2017 at 4:11 AM, Vissy said:

1) The Shards have discovered the STC source code for Facebook. Show us some of their status updates.

Endowment would be that person that scrolls down your timeline and likes every post at once. 

Preservation: "Got punched in the face today, didn't think that was possible. I may not be cut out for this god stuff, guys". 

Odium: "Totally harmless and fun party on Braize tonight, shards only. And no one tell Harmony."

All you would get from Cultivation is Farmville requests. 

Autonomy would set their relationship status to "It's Complicated". 

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