Farnsworth Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) I promised the Shard that if I got the Oathbringer cover giveaway I would memefy Oathbringer. I figured I would do the first chapter so you could see what that would entail! Also, I might make this meme thread anyway. But I still want the dust jacket! PROLOGUE: TO WEEP Eshonai remembers how surprised she was when she first saw humans. She remembers what she thought when she first saw humans with parshmen. She thinks about herself And about humans And about Alethi art She finds the king, but pretends to not speak Alethi She speaks to Gavilar, who is quite perceptive But then reveals his true plan Eshonai is afraid And tries to make him stop Gavilar doesn’t listen, but he does show Eshonai a map of Roshar, which is neat Klade, another Parshendi, finds Szeth to assasinste Gavilar, with the help of a voice in his head. Probably Odium, or maybe an unmade? And Gavilar is killed More to come one if I get the dust jacket! Ah, never mind, I’ll do it either way. Edited November 29, 2017 by Ookla the maladroit 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avus Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 I needed this in my life. Thank you, ookla-nimi. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurthian Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emailanimal Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Eshonai, watching parshmen: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyWordsmith Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 This is best. pls more. Rated sixty warform out of daladin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emailanimal Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) I also decided that Chapter 1 needs one more self-explanatory Grumpy Cat. Edited November 29, 2017 by emailanimal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted November 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) CHAPTER 2: BROKEN AND DIVIDED We get an interesting map of the 10 Oathgates and their locations and a dragon is on the top Dalinar requests a vision from the Stormfathef so he can learn more about what to do. Honor speaks, but Dalinar has heard it all before Dalinar thinks about his difficulties persuading the other Highprinces they need his help But they all respond with... Dalinar asks the stormfather to take him down to the rubble. The Stormfather says it’s useless because the rubble is supposed to be a backdrop, but Dalinar thinks... Dalinar is is hit by a storm in his vision And sees Odium’s champion Who he he makes an alarming comment about And then he he gets some interesting news Edited November 29, 2017 by Ookla the maladroit 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLeeopard Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Shouldn't this thread maybe be merged with Oathbringer memes? @Chaos I know I sometimes seem to nag so much over merging threads...but the forum is already hard to navigate after OB release and I hate how so much beautiful information is getting lost in past threads ^^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted November 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 This is memefied book chapters though, like twi’s one on WOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) CHAPTER 3: ONE PROBLEM SOLVED Adolin is frustrated that workers won’t listen to Navini and always put stuff in the wrong place People are frustrated that they have to carry water Then it returns to Dalinar’s POV as he sees Sadeas’s dead body Dalinar restores order between bridge 4 and Sadeas’s soldiers. Then he reprimands them for being careless Palona Sebrial is pleased Highprince Sebrial gets some good news Dalinar decides how he will gets his troops in order And Dalinar proposes his plan Edited December 1, 2017 by Ookla the maladroit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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