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A new major cosmere book means that my CAH decks are in need of an update! So I present:

CARDS AGAINST OATHBRINGER

This expansion of 21 black cards and 57 white cards serves as an update to the previous two Cards Against the Cosmere decks (which can be found here and here) and has been stress tested for hilarity and quality to bring you only the very best. 

Let me know if you've got a favorite!

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Shallan was forced to create a new persona when she encountered _

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Shallan's terrifying spiral into further dissociative personalities.

:ph34r:

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The trick to killing a Herald is actually ___

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A steamy Vorin romance novel.

Don't know why they're bothering with weird swords and stuff.

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A new Rosharan secret society founded upon the principles of...

...getting murdered halfway through saying the Words.

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Kelek's Breath - you have "The Biggest Blackest Thorn" there!!!

If you are accepting additional card suggestions:

 

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 ... Getting a deity to worship YOU.

 

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The next story Wit tells on the street corner is about _____

 

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The secret Sixth Ideal of the Order of Skybreakers is " _____, but not _____"

 

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The name of the spren is ____ ,and as a Shardblade it has the form of ______

 

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Bob was a  _____spren before being corrupted by _____

 

Also, something about Lift's food choices, and two-armed Herdazians.

 

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21 hours ago, She Who Cannot Be Named said:

Dividing by zero ...... shattered Adonalsium. 

We have found the ultimate weapon: Math Problems!!!

How inappropriate!

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A wacky sitcom where Shallan plays every character

 I'm throwing money at the screen, why is nothing happening???

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A wedding officiated by the Stormfather

Aw man, I was gonna propose "The Stormfather moonlighting as a wedding chaplain" for the general Shards Against Humanity thread. Oh well, I wouldn't have been able to post spoilers there for several more months anyway.

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These are awesome nice work! 

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An unexpected effect of the Highstorm was Mateform's upgraded form of power : sexyform

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A deleted scene in Oathbringer involved A wedding officiated by the Storm Father and Syl's sex advice from the headboard 

 

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On 11/29/2017 at 5:16 AM, emailanimal said:

If you are accepting additional card suggestions:

You. Cannot. Have. ____.

Sja-Anat can corrupt ____ into ____.

Mraize's pet chicken.

A confused dishwasher.

Tezim's God-complex.

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Azir's special forms for being gay

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shattered adonalsium

 

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