Posted November 18, 2017 Hi all, as al little introduction, I'm wondering if anyone has any Cosmere related jokes? I'll go first... Shallan "what's the latest woman's fashion in Kholinar?" Adolin "Well, havah got news for you!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19, 2017 Wheneer Vasher finds Nightblood in the middle of a bunch of dead people, he says “what zahel is going on here?” 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) What do you call a fight between a coinshot and a lurcher? Spoiler A boxing match! Edited November 19, 2017 by Fifth of Daybreak 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19, 2017 I hear the parashendi make the best psychotherapists... just good listeners, I suppose 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Edited November 20, 2017 by Betrail On the phone that wasn't nearly as big. sorry. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2017 Summarize Jasnah's response to Shallan's plea to take her on as a ward. A. You Shallan not pass Do you have time to hear about our Lord and savior? A. Jasnah What did Moash do when Kaladin protected Elhokar? He stormed out What was Kaladin's favorite weapon? A sphere What do you call Lopen when he makes a mistake? An Errdazian 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2017 Brandon Sanderson likes his false leads. How are we to know what's BS? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2017 Not my joke but: If Shallan marries Adolin Kholin, does that make her a... (chuckle and pause for dramatic effect) ...semi-colon (semi-Kholin) hahaha.... get it? You see, its funny because... oh never mind. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
