AceGambit Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Hi all, as al little introduction, I'm wondering if anyone has any Cosmere related jokes? I'll go first... Shallan "what's the latest woman's fashion in Kholinar?" Adolin "Well, havah got news for you!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Wheneer Vasher finds Nightblood in the middle of a bunch of dead people, he says “what zahel is going on here?” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) What do you call a fight between a coinshot and a lurcher? Spoiler A boxing match! Edited November 19, 2017 by Fifth of Daybreak 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceGambit Posted November 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 I hear the parashendi make the best psychotherapists... just good listeners, I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betrail Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Edited November 20, 2017 by Betrail On the phone that wasn't nearly as big. sorry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessMorpheus Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Summarize Jasnah's response to Shallan's plea to take her on as a ward. A. You Shallan not pass Do you have time to hear about our Lord and savior? A. Jasnah What did Moash do when Kaladin protected Elhokar? He stormed out What was Kaladin's favorite weapon? A sphere What do you call Lopen when he makes a mistake? An Errdazian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceGambit Posted November 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Brandon Sanderson likes his false leads. How are we to know what's BS? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmosis Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Not my joke but: If Shallan marries Adolin Kholin, does that make her a... (chuckle and pause for dramatic effect) ...semi-colon (semi-Kholin) hahaha.... get it? You see, its funny because... oh never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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