lonelymagician Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/15/2017 at 0:51 PM, Wittiest man alive said: Probably my favorite was the description of all of the newly changed parshmens behaviors. Especially the Azish who decided to formally lodge a formal complaint as opposed to outright war. Loved that too. even though I kind of expected it, it was still hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelymagician Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/16/2017 at 3:11 PM, Alfa said: Obviously, boots are well suited for running jokes. ......you take your upvote and get out, you terrible person. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 8 hours ago, lonelymagician said: ......you take your upvote and get out, you terrible person. I'm not only getting out, I'm running out. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/19/2017 at 7:57 PM, signspace13 said: To Me one of the funniest moments is When the Stormfather gets genuinely angry at the Night Watcher/Cultivation for what she did in making Lift, he seems Mad that she isn't restricted by the storms and the "She goes to Far!" line had me laughing, as well as Dalinar's downright confusion as too why his spren was suddenly sulking. That entire exchange makes me ship the Stormfather and Night watcher. 2 hours ago, Alfa said: I'm not only getting out, I'm running out. No. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 There's something darkly humorous about when Dalinar is shouting his sins to the sky, immediately after "YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!" Odium can't get a word in sideways, Dalinar just keeps talking right over him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, SmurfAquamarineBodies said: That entire exchange makes me ship the Stormfather and Night watcher. We're shipping spren now, as well? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo.montier Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Alfa said: I'm not only getting out, I'm running out. Should've gone with "Don't give me the boot" Edited November 20, 2017 by bo.montier Spelling 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormingTexan Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Quote “The evil force that rules the palace did not think highly of someone coming with a letter from the king.” She smiled at him. “You could say, um, it made that point quite clear.” Smile. I need you to smile. I need what happened to be all right. Something that can simply roll off me. Please. “Well…” Kaladin said. “I’m glad we … took a stab at this anyway.” Sanderson, Brandon. Oathbringer: Book Three of the Stormlight Archive (p. 636). Tom Doherty Associates. Kindle Edition. R.I.P. Shalladin.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Something about the offhandedly dismissive way that Taravangian said: "And someone kill those children" 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomness Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Shallan and her safehand (and safehands in general) should be mentioned here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christianlathaire Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Adolin: We certainly are an odd bunch. Pattern: Yes. Seven People. Odd. Nothing goes over these guys' heads. Their reflexes are too fast. They would catch it. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsentKeeper Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Bridge Four: Quote “Yeah,” Lopen added. “Drehy likes other guys. That’s like … he wants to be even less around women than the rest of us. It’s the opposite of feminine. He is, you could say, extra manly.” Quote “See, Brightness?” Leyten said. “New recruits might get bored by guard duty, but you’ll never find a veteran complaining about a nice quiet afternoon full of not being stabbed.” Lift: Quote It didn’t have any Stormlight, which was good, since one that big would have been bright. Like, redder and brighter than Gawx’s face when Lift told him about how babies was made. He should know stuff like that already. He’d been a starvin’ thief! Hadn’t he known any whores or anything? Quote Wyndle—who she knew by now was almost certainly not a Voidbringer (Finally!) Nightblood: Quote “And what is evil, sword-nimi?” I’m sure you can spot it. You seem smart. If increasingly kind of boring. Also everything Pattern says, I think all of those have already been posted though Edited November 20, 2017 by Cowmanthethird I accidentally made one of those quote boxes a spoiler box instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Leyrann said: We're shipping spren now, as well? Oh yea. It got out of hand last time, oops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbazz4 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Been said before, but i like the whole sequence in Chapter 13: “Oh!” Pattern said suddenly, bursting up from the bowl to hover in the air. “You were talking about mating! I’m to make sure you don’t accidentally mate, as mating is forbidden by human society until you have first performed appropriate rituals! Yes, yes. Mmmm. Dictates of custom require following certain patterns before you copulate. I’ve been studying this!” “Oh, Stormfather,” Shallan said, covering her eyes with her freehand. A few shamespren even peeked in for a glimpse before vanishing. Twice in one week. “Very well, you two,” Pattern said. “No mating. NO MATING.” He hummed to himself, as if pleased, then sank down onto a plate. .... He leaned down. His breath smelled of spices, his uniform of the crisp, clean starch Dalinar required. His lips touched hers, and her heart fluttered. So warm. “No mating!” She started, pulling out of the kiss to find Pattern hovering beside them, pulsing quickly through shapes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntentAwesome Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Kaladin, scariest of monsters: Quote Even surrounded by monsters, the bridgeman could still look intimidating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+robardin Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 On 11/15/2017 at 1:58 PM, Leyrann said: "What? Now? I was saving that for a dramatic moment!" "Why didn't you listen earlier? We were, sure, all about to die and things!" YOU WEREN'T QUITE READY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+robardin Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Alfa said: I'm not only getting out, I'm running out. Don't fool yourself. Clearly you were BOOTED out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stairdweller Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Rock introducing his children. "This is Rock jr., different kind of rock, small rock..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhargreaves Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 I'm amazed nobody has brought up Szeth playing paintball yet. I loved Lift. Meet Dalinar for the first time, and comment on him having a tight arse. And, when asked if she brought a weapon, “Nope. Can’t read.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summers Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 11/20/2017 at 9:39 PM, robardin said: Don't fool yourself. Clearly you were BOOTED out. This needs to stop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 hours ago, summers said: This needs to stop. Or you will stomp down with your boot leg? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 No. I’m putting my boot down on this. No more. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+robardin Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ookla the Conflusled said: No. I’m putting my boot down on this. No more. I'll try, but it's a hard habit to kick. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoddessIMHO Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 The scene on the wall when the hole is letting in the troops. Adolin is giving orders about what everyone needs to do to prevent this. Suddenly there is a big noise and Jasnah completely repairs the wall in one swoop of her hand. Adolin looks at the wall, then "OK, new plan". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) When Jasnah is pontificating to her mother and Navani thinks to herself Here we go. Lectured by my own daughter again. I think you have to be a parent to see the humor in it Edited December 1, 2017 by Ammanas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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