redgarlic68 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 - NO MATING! - Adolin's safehouse in Kholinar being... his tailor. - "Monstrous terrors from the mythological past, enemies of all that was right and good. Destroyers who had laid waste to civilization countless times. They were playing cards" - Every time Kaladin accepts a challenge just for his Stormlight to run off is funny to me for some reason. - Shallan's conversation with Hoid. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 "I'm pretty sure there's still a God worshipping me..." Lopen. Just... Lopen. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, Steeldancer said: Lopen. Just... Lopen. "What? Now? I was saving that for a dramatic moment!" 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, Leyrann said: "What? Now? I was saving that for a dramatic moment!" I died. Also, Kaladins face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wittiest man alive Posted November 15, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Probably my favorite was the description of all of the newly changed parshmens behaviors. Especially the Azish who decided to formally lodge a formal complaint as opposed to outright war. 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryshadium Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Sigzil wanting an official document about Drehy and Dru was hilarious. As was Kaladin’s eye roll about it all not being a big deal. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ryshadium said: Sigzil wanting an official document about Drehy and Dru was hilarious. As was Kaladin’s eye roll about it all not being a big deal. I loved how it [their relationship] was barely more than an offhand mention, nothing that required pages of discussion one way or the other. Edited November 15, 2017 by Leyrann clarity 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmancer Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Leyrann said: I loved how it [their relationship] was barely more than an offhand mention, nothing that required pages of discussion one way or the other. And how the entire Bridge Four crew rallied to Drehy's defense, but Kaladin's line about calling Renarin "feminine" killed me. "Drehy, you are literally courting a man." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subvisual Haze Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 The essays submitted to the Azish on why they should join the war was brilliant. Lopen teaching his spren obscene gestures- nope wrong finger...no that's your foot. Lift just wandering into Odium's FEAR ME I AM ALL POWERFUL magic skype session with Dalinar. Shallan thinking that all she did was grope an eldritch spren. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post taxilian Posted November 15, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 My two favorites: Quote “Sequels always have to be bigger,” he said, then offered her the stack of pages back. ” Excerpt From: Brandon Sanderson. “Stormlight 3: Oathbringer, I-2” and Quote “It clicked. “Stormfather!”Yes? “Oh. Uh, that was a curse.…” Excerpt From: Brandon Sanderson. “Stormlight 3: Oathbringer, Chapter 64” 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seerow Posted November 15, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, Shadowmancer said: And how the entire Bridge Four crew rallied to Drehy's defense, but Kaladin's line about calling Renarin "feminine" killed me. "Drehy, you are literally courting a man." The defense of "that makes him manlier than any of us" had me rolling. Also Jasnah savagely taking down Amaram to his face was a major comedic highlight for me, doubly so for how unexpected it was. 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbour Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) That scene in Kholinar where Kaladin wait for Shallan near the palace and she came to him and asked what did he think about her boots just cracked me up for some reason. She is going to use that theme always isn't she? Edited November 15, 2017 by Harbour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryshadium Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 And then Bridge Four giving her boots as a wedding present 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Ryshadium said: And then Bridge Four giving her boots as a wedding present It just occurred to me that in their initial interaction, she was posing specifically as a horneater going to a Wedding. The boots running joke had been going on so long I forgot about the original context. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Alfa Posted November 16, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Obviously, boots are well suited for running jokes. 43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WhiteLeeopard Posted November 16, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 (edited) Not cool. I wandered into this thread after I ran out of upvotes. Will try to remember to return when they refresh. For some reason I found it really hilarious when the wall guard was patrolling with Kaladin and they were laughing at that "useless chicken", Kaladin went ready to laugh with them till he saw...thats actually my best friend and possibly the greatest swordsman, commander and genuinely nice person in Roshar. But yeah, he does love fashion. Also the thought that Szeth was Dalinar's new main bodyguard and no-one batted an eye at that . And Kaladin's (Paraphrased) "Anyone that could have helped us is dead, insane, a traitor or a mix of the above. Great" Nightblood been the voice of reason about Nalan as one reviewer pointed out: N: He is almost evil. S: He is one of the least evil people in our world N: Then your world has some serious issues. Edited November 16, 2017 by WhiteLeeopard 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Bliev Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 I liked Syl’s endeavoring to be captured in Shadesmar: Ancient Daughter? “You’d better catch me before I scamper away! Wow! I’m feeling capricious today. I might just vanish again, off to where nobody can find me!” I laughed out loud. Literally. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Harry Posted November 17, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) Dalinar: Do you have a weapon? Lift: Nope. Can't read. I loled Edited November 17, 2017 by Harry 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Wit's reaction to missing Sadeas' death. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemetha Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Quote I think you did a great job, Szeth, the sword said from Szeth's hand as they rose above Thaylen City. You didn't destroy many of them, yes, but you just need some more practice! Shortly after he single handedly apparently exceeded the death counts of Rambo parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 in the span of a few minutes. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherkaner Underhill Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 “I never have liked him,” Shallan whispered. “He acts nice around Dalinar, but he’s quite mean.” “So … which attribute of his are we totaling and how many people are in the sample size?” Pattern asked. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLeeopard Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, aemetha said: Shortly after he single handedly apparently exceeded the death counts of Rambo parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 in the span of a few minutes. Ohhh yes, that was awesome. Best part is those Voidbringers he killed with Nightblood are permanently dead. IOU an upvote when they refresh. Edited November 17, 2017 by WhiteLeeopard IOU paid :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Sylphrena calling herself capricious KILLED ME Well Syl nearly kills me on account of HER AWESOMENESS every book but I was actually rolling around laughing and giggling at that for at least two minutes. Everyone else thought I was nuts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo.montier Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 On 11/15/2017 at 3:44 PM, Seerow said: The defense of "that makes him manlier than any of us" had me rolling. I stopped reading and went in to tell my wife about this because I was laughing so hard. Thanks everyone for posting all of these! There were so many funny moments it is hard to keep track of them, reading your favorites is bringing them all back. If I had to pick one it would be Lopen's face stuck to the plateau, promising the earth he wouldn't leave her...It went on for several pages, which just made it funnier. Kaladin didn't bother to tell him how to get unstuck... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLeeopard Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Lopen saying the 2nd Ideal and going to Kaladin to get congratulated. For Kaladin to say, nice work, you are now second in command, gotta go. Dalinar giving out instructions on the defense of Thaylen city to all his KR to end with, any questions? Lift: yeah, where is some food? Adolin running to defend Jasnah during the assault. Only to see her turn enemies to air with a snap of her fingers. So he turned around, Alrighty, cousin is just fine, lets find someone I can actually help. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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