Kaymyth

Ookla Season Cometh

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I mean, sure... there was a Tribble that had a bomb in it, but I don't think they can be angry. 

They just don't like Klingons.

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I say we take it to the limit and type only the word Ookla in our replies once the festivities begin. Crazy? Yes. But so am I.

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2 hours ago, Kaymyth said:

It's all terribly bewildering if you don't know what's happening. I joined the forum in late October of 2014, so I had barely a month to get settled in before suddenly I was surrounded by Ooklas. They were everywhere. So many Ooklas. And I had no idea why.

 

:D:D:D

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Ookla

Ookla

OoookllllAaaa

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THE OOKLASTORM COMES.

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3 hours ago, TheOrlionThatComesBefore said:

I mean, sure... there was a Tribble that had a bomb in it, but I don't think they can be angry. 

They just don't like Klingons.

I see you missed the part where I was making a Reckoners joke. Really, Orlion. You're slipping. :D

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragon said:

Ookla

Ookla

OoookllllAaaa

Not yet! IT IS NOT YET TIME GO BACK TO NORMAL UNTIL THE APPOINTED HOUR.

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Wait, are you saying that my offhand comment about it no longer being 2016 actually had a affect? 

Oh, 800th post

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15 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

Wait, are you saying that my offhand comment about it no longer being 2016 actually had a affect? 

Oh, 800th post

Yes. Yes, it did. My endorsement of thread necromancy got shut down by @Chaos's Turn Undead. Who knew that him starting a weird new cult involving Chrome tabs and putting the toilet paper on the wrong way 'round would actually give him D&D cleric powers?

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7 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

Yes. Yes, it did. My endorsement of thread necromancy got shut down by @Chaos's Turn Undead. Who knew that him starting a weird new cult involving Chrome tabs and putting the toilet paper on the wrong way 'round would actually give him D&D cleric powers?

I've been a proud user of the Banhammer for many years now. Very clericy.

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4 minutes ago, Chaos said:

I've been a proud user of the Banhammer for many years now. Very clericy.

Well, yes, but hammers are wieldable by multiple classes. Actually manifesting full cleric magic, that's another thing entirely.

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1 hour ago, Kaymyth said:

Yes. Yes, it did. My endorsement of thread necromancy got shut down by @Chaos's Turn Undead. Who knew that him starting a weird new cult involving Chrome tabs and putting the toilet paper on the wrong way 'round would actually give him D&D cleric powers?

 They probably come from his Head powers. Heads can be pretty powerful.

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Especially when they have an excess amount of tabs

 

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51 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

 They probably come from his Head powers. Heads can be pretty powerful.

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Especially when they have an excess amount of tabs

 

And have been altered by using the toilet paper the wrong Way. 

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On November 2, 2017 at 7:47 PM, Kaymyth said:

 

Not yet! IT IS NOT YET TIME GO BACK TO NORMAL UNTIL THE APPOINTED HOUR.

But mom I ...

Finnnneeeee. 

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I can imagine @Chaos channeling his inner he-man whenever he is required to ban something, calling out "By the power of myself/Branderson/Banjo/Banjulhu, I...HAVE...THE POOOOOWEEER!!!" and holding aloft a miniature hammer as he smites the offending post/topic.

As for Ookla season, when is the appointed hour and day? I already have a couple of options i can use :D:P

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@ParadoxicalZen According to Kaymyth's post above, it starts on Peter Ahlstrom's birthday, November 26.

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Oh wow it's this time of year already? 

Hmph. Gotta start thinking. 

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I've been ready for this all year. I joined at the tail end last year and have been waiting patiently for this year. 

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I've got a few options I'm considering this year. I'm usually kind, though, and don't change my profile pic. I don't want to confuse people.

(Plus it's a lot harder to hide now that I've got that Moderator tag.)

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1 hour ago, Darkness_ said:

I'm going by the theme I decide last time :ph34r:

Uh-oh. I remember what you did last year.

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8 minutes ago, Sunchicken said:

Uh-oh. I remember what you did last year.

Mesa no know what you speak of.

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2 hours ago, Darkness_ said:

Mesa no know what you speak of.

Oh. No. I had forgotten. 

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2 hours ago, Darkness_ said:

Mesa no know what you speak of.

Hahaha, great! That gives more spice to the Ookla celebration :D You have my blessing :P

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